So I had my first deprogramming from Trump session today. Yeah, I wanted to get it over with early. Wasn't too bad some of the highlights. Them First question: "Do I have a pacemaker?" Me: "No, Is this a shock therapy treatment?" Them: "Yes, but don't worry we have used it before. Ok, here are the levels weak, mild, medium, hard, and power out." Me: "Power out sounds pretty bad, how many times have you used that?" Them: "Rarely but it happens." " Don't worry we have changed little Democratic boys to transgender girls with just a mild shock." Me: I thinking a mild shock is cattle prod against my nuts. Them: started with a tape " Orange man is bad" Me: the tape lasted for about 5 minutes. Them: "Do you understand the Orange Man Bad?" Me: "Yes I understand Orange Man is Bad." "Who is the Orange Man?" Them: Shouting "weak" Me: Thinking well I getting shocked, trouble was I couldn't feel anything. I just pretended I felt something. Them: "You know Obama and Biden never had any wrong doings or investigations" Me: "What about IRS gate and Fast and Furious..." before I could say anything else Them: shouting "Mild" Me: I am thinking my nuts are going to get fried. What I felt was, you know 9 volt batteries when they are so weak it tickles the tongue when you test them. Well it was a lower shock then that. I was thinking the D boys do not stand a chance now I think they can make up their own minds. I didn't have the heart to tell them I didn't really feel a shock. Them: "You need to go watch CNN an hour each night and report back next week" Me: "Sure" I didn't want to tell them I don't have CNN, therefore can't watch. I am sure I will hit the power out level before these sessions are over.
