Ah yes, the Macaroni story. Where did that first appear? I read it on here years ago but don't know if this was the original site for it.
Cut and pasted it for your enjoyment. It is just one of my favorite posts from the early years of the internets. It is a classic that should not be forgotten.
Capes. They are the answer. I always take capes with me when I go to eat at a fine buffet establishment.
I did a cut and paste once and was admonished by the powers that be for not just providing an excerpt and posting the link.
