I need a reset button for life. My New Years Eve date left my apartment to go upstairs to her ex-boyfriend's place at 2:30am. After dealing with that, I sobered up enough to drive to Whataburger to soothe my pain with some delicious taquitos.....I pull up to order, request 2 sausage, egg, and cheese, please. And I am informed that Whataburger is "out of taquitos". What the f**k? Honestly, I can't tell you which of these two things upsets me more. So far, 2008 sucks balls.
I'm not looking forward to my text message bill for last night. There was a lot of hate flowing from that razr.
I ran over a cop with a stolen car while I was high on PCP. I'm gonna have a hard time beating the rap on this one.
bigup, you have to look at the positives. At least now you got to come back home. And isn't that what the holidays are about?
I sliced my nutsack open and teabagged some shark-infested waters. I guess my evening was a little better than yours.
True story. San Angelo State, 1984. The high school girlfriend of a good friend of mine decided she wanted to get back together with him and moved to San Angelo. He welcomed her with open arms and an open heart. She moved into his apartment. Then she started cheating on him, all over again. She took up with the guy in the apartment upstairs, a bit of a character who was known around the complex as "cowboy." There was no escaping the commotion. The space between the headboard of cowboy's bed and the wall of his bedroom was breached regularly as cowboy had his way with the girl in question, who was a "screamer." To the accompaniment of country music, the pounding and the yelling went on for a couple of months until, mercifully, the semester came to an end.
My brother got arrested for pi after sneaking back into a baker st pub he got kicked out of. was sleeping on a concrete floor at midnight, picked up by my dad tues morning to go get his car. Turns out someone smashed in his front bumper while it was parked there.
This is why I go to sleep before midnight these days (that and I'm old, or at least feel old at 30). I want the first few hours to be peaceful sleep of the new year