My humble submission: Worst start ever to 2008

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by TornACL, Jan 1, 2008.

  1. TornACL

    TornACL 250+ Posts

    I need a reset button for life.

    My New Years Eve date left my apartment to go upstairs to her ex-boyfriend's place at 2:30am.

    After dealing with that, I sobered up enough to drive to Whataburger to soothe my pain with some delicious taquitos.....I pull up to order, request 2 sausage, egg, and cheese, please. And I am informed that Whataburger is "out of taquitos".

    What the f**k?

    Honestly, I can't tell you which of these two things upsets me more.

    So far, 2008 sucks balls.
     
  2. LordHornAustin

    LordHornAustin 100+ Posts

  3. jimmyjazz

    jimmyjazz 2,500+ Posts

    No doubt the guy upstairs scored the last of the taquitos, too. I bet your date enjoyed them.
     
  4. Pimpology

    Pimpology 100+ Posts

    I'm not looking forward to my text message bill for last night. There was a lot of hate flowing from that razr.
     
  5. tex-horn

    tex-horn 100+ Posts

    Whataburger out of taquitos?

    THOSE MONSTERS.
     
  6. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

  7. rtchorn

    rtchorn 250+ Posts

    I was so hung over this morning my balls hurt.
     
  8. TxArch

    TxArch 250+ Posts

    at least you didn't tear your acl. or did you?
     
  9. Steel Shank

    Steel Shank 1,000+ Posts

    I think I'd rather hear how the ex-boyfriend's evening went.
     
  10. TheFied

    TheFied 2,500+ Posts

    I need a reset to Dec. 21. I have been on vacation since then and head back to work tomorrow.
     
  11. WhoooTex

    WhoooTex 100+ Posts

    I ran over a cop with a stolen car while I was high on PCP. I'm gonna have a hard time beating the rap on this one.
     
  12. bigup2dahorns

    bigup2dahorns 250+ Posts

    i tried to steal a coat. didn't work out so well
     
  13. TheYoungHorn

    TheYoungHorn 25+ Posts

    bigup, you have to look at the positives. At least now you got to come back home. And isn't that what the holidays are about?
     
  14. chuychanga

    chuychanga 500+ Posts

    I sliced my nutsack open and teabagged some shark-infested waters. I guess my evening was a little better than yours.
     
  15. tx 3 putt

    tx 3 putt 100+ Posts

    I'm pretty sure the guy upstairs sent out your date to pick up tacos.
     
  16. CBDTexas

    CBDTexas 100+ Posts


     
  17. atxbaby

    atxbaby 250+ Posts

    You can't date someone whose ex lives in the same complex as you. Proximity dude, proximity.
     
  18. jt09

    jt09 500+ Posts

    I'm on my deathbed w/ bronchitis and no mom or girlfriend to baby me. F U 2008! [​IMG]
     
  19. Captain Murphy

    Captain Murphy 250+ Posts

    True story. San Angelo State, 1984. The high school girlfriend of a good friend of mine decided she wanted to get back together with him and moved to San Angelo. He welcomed her with open arms and an open heart. She moved into his apartment. Then she started cheating on him, all over again. She took up with the guy in the apartment upstairs, a bit of a character who was known around the complex as "cowboy."

    There was no escaping the commotion. The space between the headboard of cowboy's bed and the wall of his bedroom was breached regularly as cowboy had his way with the girl in question, who was a "screamer." To the accompaniment of country music, the pounding and the yelling went on for a couple of months until, mercifully, the semester came to an end.
     
  20. Jive_Turkey

    Jive_Turkey 1,000+ Posts

    Pimpology and NorthLoop need to spill the beans.
     
  21. Viper Daimao

    Viper Daimao 100+ Posts

    My brother got arrested for pi after sneaking back into a baker st pub he got kicked out of. was sleeping on a concrete floor at midnight, picked up by my dad tues morning to go get his car. Turns out someone smashed in his front bumper while it was parked there.
     
  22. Truck's Son

    Truck's Son 500+ Posts

  23. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Well, you didn't pick you nose on national TV, at least.
     
  24. UofTOrange

    UofTOrange 250+ Posts

    This is why I go to sleep before midnight these days (that and I'm old, or at least feel old at 30). I want the first few hours to be peaceful sleep of the new year
     

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