Dumb Political Correctness

Discussion in 'West Mall' started by Mr. Deez, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    What, it wasn't hands-on training?
     
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  2. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    You went to the wrong place. A spa is going to be disproportionately old people. I saw topless young women on the beaches in Rota, Spain and Lisbon, Portugal. I also saw them sunbathing in a park in Wiesbaden, Germany. They weren't all busty women, but they were young and worth the view.
     
  3. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    It is not fair for a lesbian to hassle me about that. You can have hands-on training anytime you want and have had it your entire life. I can't compete with that. It took me 21 years to get "hands-on experience." You get more privilege from that than I'll ever get from being white.
     
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  4. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

  5. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

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  6. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

  7. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Let them act like a bunch of immature morons. GOP will sweep congress in 2022.
     
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  8. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 5,000+ Posts

    They could do us a favor and leave the country permanently
     
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  9. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    The idiocy marches on.

     
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  10. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    "Cleveland...Guardians of mediocrity and lunacy"

    Or in a down year..."Cleveland, still Guardians of last place"

    Bullpen blows the save..."Guardian bullpen fails to protect Cleveland"
     
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  11. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    It will be interesting to see what the Atlanta Braves choose for a new name - since their new stadium is actually in Marietta, perhaps the Marietta Meatheads?
     
  12. n64ra

    n64ra 1,000+ Posts

    I presume Guardians was chosen so fans could replace "Guard" with "In" to fix new Cleveland baseball merchandise. Why is Tom Hanks narrating their video? Nobody famous enough from Ohio to do it?

     
  13. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    He's a big Cleveland Indians fan. Who knew they existed?
     
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  14. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Anti-racism = only white mascots allowed.
     
  15. Monahorns

    Monahorns 5,000+ Posts

    We really need a Red Necks team. Or a Rough Necks team. There could be some really fun mascots. The Farmer's Tans. The Mullets. The Confederates. Even better, The Americans.
     
  16. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    Cleveland Guardians will be the stupidest sports team name outside of the UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. WTH are they guarding, little orphan children? Plus, it's too long. Might as well go with the Cleveland Guards 'cause that's what everybody is going to shorten it to.

    Edit: To answer my own question (per the internet):

    Cleveland's new name was inspired by two large landmark stone edifices near the downtown ballpark — referred to as traffic guardians — on the Hope Memorial Bridge over the Cuyahoga River.

    They're not only dumb as rocks. They're named after them too.
     
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  17. iatrogenic

    iatrogenic 2,500+ Posts

    I was thinking the guardians mascot came from the prison guards that watched the disproportionately large percentage of blacks in our prison population. Glad you straightened that out for me.
     
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  18. bystander

    bystander 10,000+ Posts

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  19. n64ra

    n64ra 1,000+ Posts

    Poor San Diego Padres .... their days are numbered. So Guardians makes sense to a Clevelander but nobody else. I still think the owner picked the name since it's close in spelling to Indians. Dump "Gua" and look at the logo for how "r" looks sorta like an "i n".
     
  20. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    The Honkeys?
     
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  21. OUBubba

    OUBubba 5,000+ Posts

    TikTok
    The Krackers! One of the best things on tiktok. While we wait, we hydrate!
     
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  22. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    You bet, those sprinters and pole vaulters with their skimpy shorts up their cracks doing little "warm up dances" and stretches, ha. They know exactly what they're doing. Excuse me. I gotta go take care of something.
     
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  23. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Dude, you left out the beach volleyball players.
     
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  24. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Sure, but fining them for wearing short shorts instead of micromini underpants is still pretty stupid.
     
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  25. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

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  26. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Course now mc I wish he had included the joke.
     
  27. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Writer was smart to exclude it - the joke had nothing to do with the story, and more than likely create distraction from his main point.
     
  28. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    A whopping 4 percent of Hispanics prefer to be called Latinx.

     
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  29. nashhorn

    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

    Hahaha, the most telling is “does not matter”. That rocks!
     
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    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

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