We will cut through the $EC like a hot knife through butter. We will not chant robotically. They will all hate us and flash horns down even when playing each other. It will be awesome!
I'll have to design a new flag: LIVING RENT-FREE IN YOUR HEADS SINCE 2025*! *or 2023, or whatever season we start playing them
Finebaum is the Jerry Springer of college football. He is not nearly as connected as he thinks he is.
This is the salient bit. Aggy doesn't know any better but we do, or should Doesn't matter anyway because it is only about money now and the real comedy is any remaining pretense that it's not