Dane Cook - 7 hr set

Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by campwillben, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. campwillben

    campwillben 100+ Posts

    I'm not a fan of his stand up, but 7 hours is pretty impressive. Then again I guess it's not that hard if it's all stolen material. [​IMG]

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  2. Booya

    Booya 25+ Posts

    7 hours of Chinese water torture. Yikes.
     
  3. kevwun

    kevwun 1,000+ Posts

    He now also has the record for the longest comedic performance without saying anything even remotely funny.
     
  4. FondrenRoad

    FondrenRoad 1,000+ Posts

    Coma wards throughout LA were on high alert.
     
  5. bevo_daddy

    bevo_daddy 500+ Posts

    Did they give free guns to the audience so they could shoot themselves in the head after 15 minutes?
     
  6. bandrew

    bandrew 25+ Posts

    How many unfunny karate kicks to the air did that include?
     
  7. TheYoungHorn

    TheYoungHorn 25+ Posts

    Wow.

    That is impressive. He must be in excellent shape, for his body to be able to flail around uncontrollably for that long. I am amazed he didn't cramp up and need an IV.
     
  8. Uncle Rico

    Uncle Rico 1,000+ Posts

    glad to see everyone else around here finds him to be one of the least funny humans on this planet. I keep thinking his career is an experiment in how someone can be so ****** but keep on getting new jobs.
     
  9. threesheets

    threesheets 250+ Posts

    "Dane Cook: Live at Guantanamo"

    Better watch your *** Osama.
     
  10. gcsmithiv

    gcsmithiv 25+ Posts

    I didn't read the article but was the show at Guantanamo?

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  11. UofTOrange

    UofTOrange 250+ Posts

    How do you make 3 minutes of material last that long?
     
  12. SuperG24

    SuperG24 100+ Posts

    This is a very refreshing post. How in the F*ck does this guy sell out two shows at the Garden? Two shows?? I don't know anybody that likes his stand-up. Is he big in the zombie community?
     
  13. longerhorn

    longerhorn 25+ Posts

    Terrible no talent product with great marketing.
     
  14. rhg84

    rhg84 250+ Posts

    Dave Chappelle just needs to beat his *** and end the feud
     
  15. Third Coast

    Third Coast 10,000+ Posts

    I would rather listen to 7 hrs of fingernails on a blackboard.
     
  16. kevwun

    kevwun 1,000+ Posts

    I really don't understand his popularity. With most ****** comics, I can tell when they want me to laugh. It may not be funny, but I can at least spot it. I can't do that with Dane Cook. I've never seen anyone like him.
     
  17. Booya

    Booya 25+ Posts

    I think his target audience is teenage girls and douchebags. And the only reason they like him is because he wears vertically striped shirts and has messy hair.

    I'd personally rather listen to Liza Minnelli sing showtunes for 7 hours.
     
  18. BA93

    BA93 1,000+ Posts

    While the cool thing appears to be to hate Cook, I don't think he's that horrible. I agree that he's not funny enough to warrant the attention that he gets, but I would prefer to listen to him over the average opening act at comedy club.
     
  19. CBDTexas

    CBDTexas 100+ Posts

  20. mr. sunshine

    mr. sunshine 250+ Posts

    We love Dane Cook and Nickelback and other stuff that doesn't make us think too much.

    Sincerely,

    America
     
  21. Dean Keaton

    Dean Keaton 25+ Posts

    pair him up with adam sandler and you have the least funny one two punch in the history of mankind...
     
  22. axle hongsnort

    axle hongsnort 250+ Posts

    BA93 is correct.

    Dane Cook talking on SNL about flipping cashews off his weiner was funny ****. Yes, he's been overexposed and done ****** movies, but on a scale of 1- 10, he is in the 6-8 range, not the 1-2 per the cool kids on Hornfans.
     
  23. Dr.Strangehorn

    Dr.Strangehorn 100+ Posts

    I tend to think the thing about Dane Cook is that he is not perhaps as bad as people say, but he isn't that good relative to his success. Sort of like Jimmy Fallon.
    I detest Jimmy Fallon, he's probably not as unfunny as I think, but he's had way more success then someone like him should've had. Dane Cook is perhaps the same way, he's not as bad as some people say, but he's incredibly overrated and doesn't have the talent to warrant the success he's had.
     
  24. Beamwalker

    Beamwalker 250+ Posts

  25. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts


     

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