Fair carney shift change Okie-side Cotton Bowl fills Coincidence? No! Broken down Cutlass Jorts and jumper cable mess Sooners to Dallas Sooner toolpusher Confounded by coupon math Stalls my wax cup beer More to follow. See you on the Midway. Hook'em!
Oklahoma fats Spilling out of Cotton Bowl Horns up by twenty My porch caught on fire Ruined the deck furniture Killed 19 hound dogs Cut sleeves off T-shirt Duct tape wound-'round hole in boots Sooner formal wear
OU College Entrance Exam: For Football Players You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d) Swedish (e) Agnostic 5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate) 8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS 9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5. EXTRA EXTRA CREDIT: What is the minimum barometric pressure which OU can obtain? The correct answer is 0.0 mmHg. (No player will know, but anyone answering correctly will be awarded a full professorship in the BlowU College of Engineering.)
Mosquitos will stop Sucking if you slap them hard Oklahoma won't Boomer Sooner plays Do they know another song? Who composed this crap?
