Urban (Bullet Dodged) Myer Out

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Dec 15, 2021.

  1. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Sark is a decent man.
    Urban is not.

    Your post deserves a much larger sized poop than I could give it.
     
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  2. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    :e-poo:

    There you go.
     
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  3. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    I sincerely cannot think of a coach I would least like to be coaching the Longhorns than urban.
    Even Briles.
    There, I said it.
     
  4. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    If you live in DFW, you need to come hang with us at our next get together.

    Who knows, you might get flipped in what would most certainly make the ESPN scroll.
    …..OU BUBBA flips his commitment from OU to Texas… sources close to HornFans report……will now use the Texas Bubba moniker….
     
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  5. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Thanks love winning, but there is a cost limit.
    Urban passed that up with me at FLA and all the BS he has spoken about Texas.
    He’s an arrogant hypocrite who has a log in his eye. He and I seem to fight the same demons, I am a nobody yet still disciplined enuf not to make an *** of myself. He is not.
    He makes my skin crawl.
    I realize this is childish on my part, but Urban is my kryptonite …
    He and that ahat Brian Jones
     
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  6. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Didn’t Urban basically turned Texas down (removed himself from consideration) to take the Jacksonville job? He disqualifies himself on that alone.
     
  7. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    NR
    You seem on right track:coolnana:
    Maybe explain further?
     
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  8. Horns11

    Horns11 10,000+ Posts

    Some of you tough guys are basically "back in my day Bear Bryant was a ***** and we were withheld water for 3 straight days of practice and when the coach beat the **** out of me we said thank you like good gentlemen do."
     
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  9. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    mc,

    You can look at Urban Myth's walk one of two ways:

    1) He wasn't interested and said "thanks but no thanks"

    2) He was allowed to "save face" to pursue "other opportunities"

    Not saying either is correct, but the smoke screen he provided served us well.
     
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  10. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    OK now you've done it

     
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  11. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    He is going to have to settle with the kicker he kicked before making and moves because no one is going to hire a coach with a felony conviction for assault on his record.
     
  12. I_Dont_Exist

    I_Dont_Exist 1,000+ Posts

    Please tell me you're drunk off your ***.
     
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  13. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Point of Parliamentary Procedure: If someone is really drunk, wouldn't he be more likely to be on his ***?
     
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  14. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    Motion to change the idiom to "drunk ON your ***."
     
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  15. n64ra

    n64ra 1,000+ Posts

    Thanks for bring up the good ol days of OU football!
     
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  16. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    No, but you seem to be.
     
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  17. OrangeShogun

    OrangeShogun 500+ Posts

    Objection. I believe that idiom originated when people still utilized horses, mules, donkeys, etc. for transportation. Hence if one got too drunk they would potentially fall OFF their ***, i.e. "drunk off your ***".
     
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  18. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Lol, it wasn't him who suggested you were drunk.
     
  19. Gladius&Pilum

    Gladius&Pilum 100+ Posts

    One of the rumors going around back in late 2020 was that Meyer was adamant that UT hire an Athletic Director of his choosing. Makes sense given how quickly he wears out his welcome.
     
  20. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    If the likes of Art Briles can be hired after the stint at Rapelor, then Urban will be hired somewhere else if he still desires to coach.

    I don't believe anyone will pick him up for in-studio analysis though.
     
  21. CreakyHorn

    CreakyHorn 500+ Posts

    I remember watching a Texas-OU game during his tenure and being amazed at how sh*tty the football was that I was watching. We weren't much better.
     
  22. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    If Day takes the Bears job, Ohio State will take Urban Myth back.
     
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  23. stanhin

    stanhin 5,000+ Posts

  24. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

  25. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    Why would any grown man take a kick in the *** from that dude? I might be kicking in the CFL the next day, but that punchable face would get punched.
     
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  26. stanhin

    stanhin 5,000+ Posts

  27. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    I hope not, I don’t think I could dislike tOSU more….but that might take me to a level I didn’t know I could achieve.
     
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    Last edited: Dec 18, 2021
  28. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    I don't think Ohio State would be desperate enough to do that.

    If Nebraska ends up only winning 3 or 4 games again and firing Scott Frost, they might be.
     
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  29. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Never under estimate the couch burners.
     
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