In a third-grade English class:
Teacher - "Give me a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in it."
Mary - "We went to the zoo last weekend, and I was fascinated by the lions."
Teacher - "Mary, that's a good sentence, but I asked for the word 'fascinate' - you gave me another form of that word."
Susie - "When we went to Oregon last summer, I found the views of the Pacific fascinating."
Teacher - "Susie, just like Mary, you gave me another form of the word, rather than the word 'fascinate' itself."
Johnny (the class troublemaker) - "My big sister has a new blouse with ten buttons on it, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
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Last edited: Jan 12, 2024