Trouble in Paradise?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Vol Horn 4 Life, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!


    That would involve peanut butter and sheep.
     
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  2. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    You need to work on your Aggie math. I count the spring games as 2 wins...one for the outright winner and 1 moral victory for the undermanned, overmatched team that showed tremendous heart in just falling short.
     
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  3. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    ...& don't forget to have the jizz jar handy to save the...well, you know. And don't forget the Glory Hole & the sacred Nut-squeeze...ALL things aggy.
     
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  4. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    After failed attempts to control the narrative and claim last night's streaker was a Longhorn, the truth has set them free. It's proud aggy Spencer B. Werner, class of '26, a communication major from Lake Forest, IL. The sign he held said 'Longhorns Suck' and he had painted 'Trump 2024' on his chest.



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  5. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    :yikes:
    Aggy gives this 3 WHOOPS UP!
    Up what is to interpretation. Only aggy knows that answer, which they learn at fish camp.​
     
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  6. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    So they tried to pin it on the sips, huh? I was flipping back & forth & missed that. Typical aggy...do some stupid **** then try to blame someone else (especially/usually those damned sips).
    Announcers were most notably sec/aggy homers. That's 1 thing I will miss about LHN. No sec/aggy homers there.
     
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  7. guy4321

    guy4321 2,500+ Posts

    Is it really streaking if you keep your pants on? I mean, I'm glad he did but just asking for completeness.
     
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  8. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    I read that he mooned the crowd.
     
  9. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    Aggie track star couldn't out run an overweight cop in riot gear and a taser.
     
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  10. earl77

    earl77 500+ Posts

    Maroon moon
     
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  11. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

     
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  12. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    Walmart now sells handicap stickers for your car!
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  13. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Would you look at that...Walmart charging $7 to "retrasados" for crap that isn't worth a plug nickel.
     
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  14. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    I haven't heard plug nickel since Remember the Titans.
     
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  15. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    What does this mean?
     
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  16. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Stupid ******** still haven't figured out there's no such thing as a "Texas aggy".
     
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  17. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Bost is just another ignorant coonass (that's redundant) from MidCounty. Also their backup QB.
     
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  18. guy4321

    guy4321 2,500+ Posts

    But there IS such a thing as a Fightin' Texas Aggy. :lmao:
     
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  19. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Baaa means "NO!!!"
     
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  20. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    As embarrassing as this texags post is, his own kind called him out on it.

    Elite Stuff | TexAgs
     
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  21. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Now that's some funny stuff rite there.
     
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  22. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    The aggy who accused the sec of "skullduggery" going behind aggy back to add 2 new schools made me :lmao:
     
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  23. guy4321

    guy4321 2,500+ Posts

    Also, this one is good!

    "F the sec

    They can all rot after what voting with Sankey to let the dip****s from Austin in"
     
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  24. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Looks like aggy's honeymoon with SEC SEC is over.
     
  25. Horns11

    Horns11 10,000+ Posts

    The whole dynamic on that board is some kind of "how Aggie are you?" litmus test, and everyone fails.
     
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  26. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    It appears aggy is a victim of skullf***ery...
     
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  27. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Conjures one of my all time favorite songs:

    POOOOOOOR aaaaGGYYYYYYYYS
    POOOOOOOR aaaaGGYYYYYYYYS
    ripetre
     
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  28. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Possibly the best thing about joining the secsecsec is that the younger generations of Horns will know the joy of singing the POOOOOR aaaaGGGYYY song.
     
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  29. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

  30. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

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