You need to work on your Aggie math. I count the spring games as 2 wins...one for the outright winner and 1 moral victory for the undermanned, overmatched team that showed tremendous heart in just falling short.
...& don't forget to have the jizz jar handy to save the...well, you know. And don't forget the Glory Hole & the sacred Nut-squeeze...ALL things aggy.
After failed attempts to control the narrative and claim last night's streaker was a Longhorn, the truth has set them free. It's proud aggy Spencer B. Werner, class of '26, a communication major from Lake Forest, IL. The sign he held said 'Longhorns Suck' and he had painted 'Trump 2024' on his chest.
Aggy gives this 3 WHOOPS UP! Up what is to interpretation. Only aggy knows that answer, which they learn at fish camp.
So they tried to pin it on the sips, huh? I was flipping back & forth & missed that. Typical aggy...do some stupid **** then try to blame someone else (especially/usually those damned sips). Announcers were most notably sec/aggy homers. That's 1 thing I will miss about LHN. No sec/aggy homers there.
Is it really streaking if you keep your pants on? I mean, I'm glad he did but just asking for completeness.
Would you look at that...Walmart charging $7 to "retrasados" for crap that isn't worth a plug nickel.
Also, this one is good! "F the sec They can all rot after what voting with Sankey to let the dip****s from Austin in"
The whole dynamic on that board is some kind of "how Aggie are you?" litmus test, and everyone fails.
Conjures one of my all time favorite songs: POOOOOOOR aaaaGGYYYYYYYYS POOOOOOOR aaaaGGYYYYYYYYS ripetre
Possibly the best thing about joining the secsecsec is that the younger generations of Horns will know the joy of singing the POOOOOR aaaaGGGYYY song.