Goodbye to Reveille VII

so how many proud military academies are led by a dog?

 

I'm still waiting for a big sinkhole to open up and just take that whole place down with it.

 

Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****! Reveille's a *****!

Favorite chant. And it cannot be refuted.

 

If reincarnation is legit, I shudder to think what that poor dog did in her previous life. Better luck next time, *****.

 

Ok so they are retiring this one....are they ever getting a new one or are they done with this damn dog forever?

 

Maybe some smart Hornfan substituted a Manchurian candidate back in the dogknapping episode.

 

Ease off the animal. They you can trust. It's the fuckin' people that screw ya!

 

I think I am reading this right.

The dog wouldn't play along with being the adorable dog that everyone on campus loves. She kept biting the very people who cared for her.

So, essentially they retired a dog because she was a two-percenter?

 

This is news? I could give a rats *** about the aggy mascot... that *****

 

What would they do if one of the Reveilles peed on the sacred turf at Pyle Field? Would they stab her with one of those long knives or burn her up in a bonfire?

I think they should rip out the scoreboard they put up to inform the dead dogs of the score and put in a real info source, a Jumbotron.

If the dogs weren't dead, and if they could see despite being underground, it is at least possible they could-at some K9 level-have an inkling what is going on. If they REALLY CARED about these dead dogs, they would do this, don't you think?

Having just the scoreboard is really disrespectful of the late dogs who, when alive, outranked all the other members of the Corps (in many respects, including intelligence).

 

Misguided inbreeding is a problem all around the aggy campus.

 

LOL that picture of her sleeping in class is just begging for photoshop.... you can almost see her little paws twitching as she dreams of chasing undergrads around the quad.

My main question is whether she could sleep through the course and still pass.