The 'small' drink

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by random horn, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. random horn

    random horn 250+ Posts

    When did a small drink become 20 fl. oz.?
     
  2. HornDig_It

    HornDig_It 25+ Posts

    when medium became the new small
     
  3. SigPi_Horn

    SigPi_Horn 500+ Posts

    I've noticed this also. However, it seems like the medium fry is more like the small fry of the past.
     
  4. chuychanga

    chuychanga 500+ Posts

    Just before we became the fattest country on the planet.
     
  5. K-Man

    K-Man 250+ Posts

    When they decided to let ice occupy 16 of those 20 ounces.
     
  6. unpaintedhuffhines

    unpaintedhuffhines 1,000+ Posts

  7. killerfrog17

    killerfrog17 250+ Posts

    Just prior to reading this post, I was at Taco Bueno and needed a lid for what I thought was my medium cup - only the mondo sizes were at the station, so I asked if they had any more medium cup lids, and the guy says "Sure". Comes back with a stack of lids, looks at my cup and says, "Oh, you need a small lid." I was dumbfounded that 20 ounces could somehow be considered small.
     
  8. campwillben

    campwillben 100+ Posts

    extra medium
     
  9. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts


     
  10. stockjock

    stockjock 250+ Posts

    Elaine: Uh, could I have a medium Diet Coke?

    Clerk: Do you want the Medium size or the middle size?

    Elaine: What's the difference?

    Clerk: Well, we have three sizes. Medium, Large, and Jumbo.

    Elaine: [momentarily perplexed] What happened to the small?

    Clerk: There is no small. Small is Medium.

    Elaine: What's... medium?

    Clerk: Medium is Large, and large is Jumbo.

    Elaine: Oh-kay. Gimme the large.

    Clerk: That's medium.

    Elaine: Right. Yeah. [fearing the answer] Could I have a small popcorn?

    Clerk: There is no small. [flash of perky inspiration] Child-size is small.

    Elaine: What's `medium'?

    Clerk: Adult.

    Elaine: Do adults ever order the child-size?

    Clerk: [chuckling] Not usually.

    Elaine: [laughs appreciably] Okay, gimme the `adult'.

    Clerk: Do you want butter?

    Elaine: Is it *real* butter?

    Clerk: [perkily] It's butter-*flavored*!

    Elaine: [exasperated] What is it made of?

    Clerk: [perkily] It's yellow!
     
  11. Math Mudrat

    Math Mudrat 250+ Posts


     

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