Code word for Booger

You know the code word you use when you are asking a friend whether you have a booger visible in a nostril but do not want to ask that question out loud? I need a new one.

 

Ask "Is your girlfriend/wife still on the rag?"

 

Bat in the cave, I repeat, you have a bat in the cave.

 

Has the chimney been cleaned?

 

How about, dude, wipe you're nose!

 

Your intake is aggied?

 

hmmm. i just ask if there's a booger hanging out of my nose. but i don't have much tact.

 

Bogey check? Clear?

 

cheerleader

 

tippy-toe.

 

Cliffhanger spotted

 

seconded "bat in the cave"

 

turtlehead!



No, wait, wrong situation.

 

I third "bat in the cave." In fact, my best buddy asked me that just yesterday.