Only in Ark.

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Yeah, well, once you put a good Texan in that kind of place, what do you expect?

 

I have to laugh. "No backwood country cop is taking me to jail."

 

What do you wanna bet they were both smoking hot?

 

If "Smoking Hot" is the line, I'll take the under.

 

I believe the woman was smoking -- tobacco. As far as hot, I'm betting on elevated body temperature that would cause sweat in hairy armpits.