What to do with the surviving pirate?

Discussion in 'West Mall' started by Burnt Orange Bevo, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. Burnt Orange Bevo

    Burnt Orange Bevo 1,000+ Posts


     
  2. fratboy_legend

    fratboy_legend 500+ Posts

    this is what i generally refer to as a $0.05 problem. in fact, it is a textbook example.
     
  3. HornsHornsHorns

    HornsHornsHorns 500+ Posts

    Shoot him in the back of the head and dump his body in the sea.
     
  4. The Creature

    The Creature 100+ Posts

    I believe the customary penalty is hanging.
     
  5. ernieatut

    ernieatut 25+ Posts

    make him walk the plank!
     
  6. johnny chimpo

    johnny chimpo 500+ Posts

    This "pirate" is laughing all the way to the bank. He just hit the lottery by being arrested. Rather than living in his own excrement with 10 other people in a dirt floor hut, he will now get 3 squares a day, and world class medical care for the ouchie on his hand. Probably even be some sort of book deal, "My Life as a Swashbuckler" or some ****. There will be some Americans that admire him for standing up to The Man, think he's a freedom fighter, "Free the Indian Ocean One!!" He will be a celebrity. Just watch. [​IMG]
     
  7. Oilfield

    Oilfield Guest

    He's a minor, right? That could complicate things a bit.
     
  8. Burnt Orange Bevo

    Burnt Orange Bevo 1,000+ Posts


     
  9. shorty

    shorty 250+ Posts

    Yes, he is a teenaged kid who grew up in a country where stealing and killing people for personal gain is viewed as a good thing. On one hand I feel sorrow because he does not know better or even really realize that he was doing wrong. On the other hand a clean prison cell with a clean bed , clean clothes and three meals a day is a huge improvement over what he had in Samolia. Life in prison is going to be a good thing for him.
     
  10. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    Shooting is too messy. He could have a "heart-attack", cremate the body and throw the ashes in the sea.
     
  11. general35

    general35 5,000+ Posts

    im sure before long there will be a sean penn directed film about him.
     
  12. mojo17

    mojo17 1,000+ Posts

    How about holding him for ransom.
     
  13. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    mojo
    Not a bad idea except no other prirate gang would want him.
    It is interesting to learn the crew had one of the priates as hostage and offered to exchange the one pirate for the captain but the pirates reneged.

    I really wish many of the details, details that resulted in a good ending, were not being made public.
     
  14. TexonLongIsland

    TexonLongIsland 2,500+ Posts

    We'd have to take a crap load of pirates hostage to ransom for one US citizen. I've got to believe the math would be more lopsided than the Israili/PLO trades of 500 PLO fighters for 2 Israelis.
     
  15. IRC

    IRC 1,000+ Posts


     
  16. kbrown

    kbrown 1,000+ Posts

    Take him about 5 miles out and make him swim back to Somalia
     
  17. Bevo Incognito

    Bevo Incognito 5,000+ Posts

    I say we take him to the Rose Bowl this year, when Texas and Florida play.

    At halftime, we draw him and quarter him with four big white draft horses in front of 90,000 screaming fans and hundreds of millions on TV.
     
  18. TahoeHorn

    TahoeHorn 1,000+ Posts

    Keelhaul him.
     
  19. RomaVicta

    RomaVicta 5,000+ Posts

    [​IMG]


     
  20. Wild Bill

    Wild Bill 1,000+ Posts

    In England they used to hang the cages above the Thames River for all ship traffic to see as a warning to future pirates. This was the fate of William Kidd. [​IMG]
     
  21. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts


     
  22. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts


     
  23. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    A lot of those pirates live in million dollar mansions they built with their ransom settlements. It may be true the average Somali is poor, but these pirates live high on the hog. You can't really believe they don't know it is wrong to stick up ships and hold captives for ransom, do you?
    Everybody that commits a crime has some reason for doing it, do you want to excuse all of them?
     
  24. Shark4

    Shark4 2,500+ Posts


     
  25. Steel Shank

    Steel Shank 1,000+ Posts

    Make him enroll at aggy.
     
  26. RomaVicta

    RomaVicta 5,000+ Posts

    He could probably teach at A&M.

    (Sorry, AWK [​IMG] )
     
  27. TahoeHorn

    TahoeHorn 1,000+ Posts


     

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