The 'I Wish...' Thread

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Smurfette, May 11, 2009.

  1. Smurfette

    Smurfette 500+ Posts

    I wish there was a pill I could take that would make me not pee for like 6-8 hours. Then I wouldn't have to use porta-potties or nasty bar toilets.
     
  2. BigWill

    BigWill 2,500+ Posts

    Why do women tolerate going to bars with nasty toilets?

    If there are no women...there will be few men.

    go aggy. BOYCOTT!!!
     
  3. GHoward

    GHoward 2,500+ Posts

    The trick is to walk into a hotel. Don't say anything to the attendants, just walk in like you own the place. Use the John and leave.
     
  4. alt875

    alt875 250+ Posts

    I also wish that women didn't have to pee.
     
  5. rickysrun

    rickysrun 2,500+ Posts

    I wish there was sex without consequences.
     
  6. Bluepies

    Bluepies Guest

    I wish I could function without needing to sleep, ever. I could get so much more done.
     
  7. Smurfette

    Smurfette 500+ Posts

    I wish I could fire my bitchy assistant.
     
  8. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    I wish women did not have to pee in groups and could go by themselves or mic themselves up so we can hear their discussions. It would be a time we actually listen intently.
     
  9. ron burgandy

    ron burgandy 25+ Posts

    I wish it didn't burn when I pee.
     
  10. baylorbear245

    baylorbear245 100+ Posts

    i wish it was october 17
     
  11. hobbs4heisman

    hobbs4heisman 100+ Posts

    I wish I was a little bit taller, or I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl and a phone I would call her.
     
  12. OldHippie

    OldHippie 2,500+ Posts

    I wish I had fire in my britches and a full head of steam.
     
  13. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    i wish hobbs was skee-lo
     
  14. Smurfette

    Smurfette 500+ Posts

    I wish men could pee without splashing pee everywhere.
     
  15. lostman

    lostman 500+ Posts

    I wish men would put the seat down, especially at night.
     
  16. Texas0407

    Texas0407 500+ Posts

    If I had one wish that I could wish, it would be that all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

    If I had two wishes I could make , the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
     
  17. lostman

    lostman 500+ Posts

    I wish Ritalin could be misted into my classroom.

    I wish that excellent teachers were paid what they were worth. Add policemen and firemen to that list as well.
     
  18. The Creature

    The Creature 100+ Posts


     
  19. lostman

    lostman 500+ Posts


     
  20. Smurfette

    Smurfette 500+ Posts

    I second the Ritalin Mist wish.

    I wish school was out already!

    I wish I was tubing the lupe right now.

    I wish there was a magic pill that could make be loose weight.
     
  21. Bluepies

    Bluepies Guest

    I wish people would stop using the word "loose" when they mean "lose."

    While we're at it, same goes for their/there/they're, its/it's, your/you're, etc. How these people get past middle school is beyond me.

    I also wish school was out. I have 1,380 minutes left.
     
  22. LITNIN HORN

    LITNIN HORN 1,000+ Posts

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    I wish people would stop using the word "be" when they mean "me."


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  23. The Creature

    The Creature 100+ Posts


     
  24. Turtle

    Turtle 25+ Posts

    I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.
     
  25. wolfman

    wolfman 1,000+ Posts

    I wish that every time I took a crap that 24 karat gold nuggets would come ratteling out.
     
  26. Smurfette

    Smurfette 500+ Posts

    Wait... you mean that doesn't happen to everyone? huh....
     

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