So I just Whataburgered my boss's office

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Do I Make You Horny?, May 26, 2009.

  1. So my boss, who is normally a pretty sane guy, went on a rant over a month ago. Production was down and he went on a frenzy of changes and last but not least was the following order, "No more Whataburger cups". This was directed at a co-worker who never fails to show up everyday without her bigass cup of Whataburger tea. This of course generated a WDF moment. As in Whata Da f**k?!? Look, don't mess with someone's Whataburger even if its just a cup of tea. That ain't right.

    So we did like any good employees do - we just ignored him. Production went up and we still had a Whataburger in hand. Nothing was said and nothing was ever going to be said until one little twist of fate...his birthday was coming up. So we were given the assignment of decorating his office.

    Usually this would be a pretty mundane chore until someone not so innocently suggested, "We should Whataburger his office." A pleathora of overhead lightbulbs flashed on for everyone in the room. The implications were obvious: no way do you mess with a man's (or woman's) Whataburger and get away with it. His office was about to become a Whataburger warzone.

    With the help of a generous donation of supplies from the local establishment we proceeded to decorate every inch of his office in Whataburger paraphernalia. Cups, bags, hats, even the little stickers they put on the burgers. If you order a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon and it doesn't have the little sticker on the outside...don't worry your bacon is there, we just have all the stickers. Or more accurately my boss has all the stickers: on his wall, his phone, his computer, you name it, it's got NO ONION stuck to it. Or BACON. Oh and anything not covered by stickers ended up being orange striped: his walls, his desk, his chair. He is going to have an orange overload which is also nice perk since he is also an OU fan. My only regret is that I won't be there first thing in the morning to see his reaction. Then again I'm not sure if I really need to go in, after 7 am tomorrow I might not have a job. [​IMG]
     
  2. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    May I have a hat and/or shirt?
     
  3. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    That's some good stuff, right there...
     
  4. SunBurntOrange

    SunBurntOrange 500+ Posts

    Kick ***. Be sure to let us know how it went over.
     
  5. HatDaddy

    HatDaddy 1,000+ Posts

    no pics?? [​IMG]
     
  6. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Great stunt! A picture really would set the post off nicely, though. And you get extra points for using "plethora."
    So what was the land thief's reaction?
     
  7. Smurfette

    Smurfette 500+ Posts

    I don't understand the objection to Whataburger--- unless you work for Burger King [​IMG]
     
  8. smwhorn

    smwhorn Guest

    Still employed?
     
  9. Nordberg

    Nordberg 1,000+ Posts


     
  10. Still employed. Maybe they are waiting for Friday before walking me out the door. [​IMG]

    The only pics I have are some crappy cell phone pics. I'll see if I can figure out how to get them on the interwebs.

    I don't have any shirts but I do have a few hats like this...

    [​IMG]

    still around.

    You can't have the boss's hat though...it's the one covered with BACON stickers.
     
  11. bevosayshi

    bevosayshi 250+ Posts

    Maybe the joke is on you?? How'd a gooner become your "boss"??

    [​IMG]
     
  12. washparkhorn

    washparkhorn 2,500+ Posts

    I'm hungry for whataburger again (and no whataburger in Colorado).
     
  13. The Creature

    The Creature 100+ Posts

    No updates? [​IMG]

    How's the job search going? [​IMG]
     
  14. Ok I finally got a hold of some pics that somebody took after the boss already got settled in.

    Since I wasn't there I have rely on 2nd hand information about the reaction. (Oh and one other tidbit of info...my boss is a deadringer for Lex Luthor). So he comes in early in the morning and finds his office door shut. But he knows something is amiss because there is a photoshop pic of his head on a Lex Luthor cartoon body, toting around some Whataburger gear.

    **Grumble** Grumble**

    He cracks open the door and finds this:



    Though with more Whataburger cups and bags strewn about.

    **Grumble** **Grumble**

    And his window view looks like this:


    [​IMG]

    **Grumble** **Grumble**

    And another shot:

    [​IMG]

    **Grumble** **Grumble**

    He shook his head and marched to his chair, where he peeled off the orange stripes and sat down and grumbled some more. He was expecting something but really wasn't ready for this sensory overload of orange stripes and Whataburger stickers everywhere. Unfortunately he never caught on to why
    we picked Whataburger. But really it made it more enjoyable when other higher ups would stop by and poke there head in and say, "Hey I didn't know you loved Whataburger that much." And the boss would just shake his bald little head, completely dumbfounded, and all he could mutter was, "I guess so."

    That and the other great part was that people would randomly drop by and grap a Whataburger cup to use instead of going to the break room. So while the boss wasn't too thrilled with the whole matter, everybody else had a good chuckle about it.
     
  15. TNLonghorn

    TNLonghorn 500+ Posts

    Allsome!

    Pictures definitely make this thread classic-worthy!

    Props to you and your co-workers. [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
  16. Ignatius

    Ignatius 1,000+ Posts

    Sweet, nice job...your office is about 2 minutes from my house...
     
  17. toucan82

    toucan82 1,000+ Posts

    I would pay good money to work in an office that looked like that
     

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