Tebow Drinking Game

I thought it was funny:

The Tim Tebow Drinking Game:

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent ####.
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to. Tom-ah-to.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
* Drink every time Meyer touches Tebow. Finish the beer if he puts h...

 

I don't think my fridge holds that much beer.

 

Hey come on now. I actually want to be slightly coherent by the time our game kicks off!

 

This will be in full effect Saturday afternoon. It should make it a little more bearable.

 

* If the announcer says that if you spend five minutes with Tim Tebow your life is better for it, inject a large dose of heroin.

 

Excellent, thanks!

 

Severe liver damage.

I think the above references are enough to induce vomiting on a completely sober person. I swear if the circumcision story rears its head, I'm smashing my TV.

I do want to hear how he's a virgin, though, because I think that's funny.

 

They ought to ask Timmy if he circumsized himselt.

 

Good stuff. The last one is the killer

 

Even one quarter of the Tim Tebow Network broadcast of the Tim Tebow SEC Championship Game between the Florida Tim Tebows and some other team would lead to requiring a stomach pump in every household for your game participants, if all the rules were followed. So no thank you.

 

You can also drink every time they say that Colt and Jordan are roommates.

 

Pregame addition to the Tebow Drinking Game. Does he go Old or New Testament on the eye black? Make predictions, losers take a shot of tequila or slam a beer.

 

You have to take an extra shot if you get the book quoted from also.

 

This sounds like fun...if I knew who Tim Tebow was.

 

****, if I played this game, I'd be passed out by the middle of the first quarter!

 

Addendum to Oilfield's post:

The person to your left must do a shot when:
- they mention that their dads are coaches
- they mention that their brothers are friends

EVERYBODY DRINKS when:
- they show a map showing the distance and/or population of Tuscola relative to the distance and/or population of Austin and/or UT.

 

You should also drink whenever Tebow is shown in the highlight reels coming into or going out of commercial break.