Hide your animals, lock your doors

For you youngsters go rent a copy of Grapes of Wrath. oU Sucks

 

Update your vaccinations.

 

Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your husband, too.

 

I have seen that before and that is Awesome! Hell hide everybody. Mack Brown is coming and he is pissed, we all better hide!

 

By Sunday night, I-35 to the border will be clean of roadkill.

 

Wear a cup to protect your family jewels. They have a fetish for that up there.

 

Try this one. The Link

 

Warning: Hitchhikers may be escaped inmates (of the State of Oklahoma).

 

also keep water away from your dams.

 

Hide Jesus, trailer parts and spare dentures.