Yeah that's just what I should've done. Broadcast to everyone around that I'm the idoit that just paid 50 bucks to tour his own neighborhood. [IMG]
I don't think blind guys drink to make the girls look better...I could be wrong though.
I know how to have fun sober... it's just MORE fun when I'm not sober.
Why do I get the feeling that this thing is gonna pop up about this time every year? Oh well...get your laugh on at Wideman's expense. It's all good.
Actually eating the Little Debbie cake on the sideline should at least get an honorable mention.
It could be worse. You could pay 50 bucks to ride in a trolley full of immigrants...taking a tour of the Christmas lights in YOUR OWN *******...
This is like a gold mine...literally. I don't know whether to **** or go blind. Too much info...too much comedy. Where do you start?? Holy ****...
GET OFF OF MY OBSTACLE....GET THE f**k DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!!!! I WILL MOTIVATE YOU PVT. PYLE...IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE...
Bob Stoops thinks using the word "dojo" is stupid.
In response to Gate of Horn's post.... Obligatory "why didn't I think of that" post.
I'M THE BEST EVER! I'M SONNY LISTON...I'M JACK DEMPSEY! THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYONE LIKE ME. THERE IS NO ONE THAT CAN MATCH ME! MY STYLE IS...
I think somewhere in there Jesus was born...died...and came back to life. poor aggy
*UPDATE* I took Santa's fat *** off the roof today. As I was doing it I couldn't help but think of my old friend Shaquandra. See...the Christmas...
That **** still fucks me up. How the hell you gon' put chili on top of spaghetti noodles? ******* jorts wearing couch burning communists...
Stringer's BBQ in Lufkin... Don't know if it's the best but they have fried rolls and that is good enough for me.
I don't want anybody else's money...I just want my money back! haha But like some of y'all pointed out at least now I have a funny story. If they...
I'm not shurr...but I thank she was ghettoeze.
Believe me ...when we got to our house I was tempted to stand up...pull that lil' loop "thang" and tell ghetto fabulous "ooh you can stop... and...
After much deliberation, I will reluctantly tell the story of my family touring the Christmas lights in Waco last week. My wife told me about...
Sorry to hear about that bro. My Dad always said "ain't nuthin' in this world worse than a ******* thief". He also said " boy if you take...
