2023 Portal Recruiting (Opens December 5th)

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  1. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

     
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  2. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    That is really cool.

    The name Adonai means My Lord in Hebrew. Does anyone know the story behind his name? I have never seen that name used before.
     
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  3. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Our children's names are
    Asa, Scarlet Noel, Ezekiel, Moses, Noah Grace (a girl), and Ephraim.
    ...never thought of Adonai. I'll put it on the list for the next one LOL
     
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  4. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

    His daughter is cute. Hayes Faucett could never make a commit pic that good.
     
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  5. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Love his commit pic.
    Dude is focused, knows what he wants and why, and is coming here with plenty of motivation.
    Love it
     
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  6. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Would you care for the name of a good Urologist who does a great "V"ictory clip?
     
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  7. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Are you referring to Dick Chopp?
     
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  8. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Dr. Dick Clipp, M.D.
     
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  9. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    His cousin Chop Dickoff
     
  10. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    This was in fact the name of the Doctor in Austin who performed my vasectomy some 23 years ago. No kidding.
     
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  11. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Dr. Richard Chopp, but you can him Dick. How would you like to go through life with that name?
     
  12. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Which one Dick or Chop?
     
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  13. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Our nephew's favorite name of all time is Dick Butkus. Har hars every time he hears or thinks of it. Of course he pronounces it "Buttkiss"...he never saw Dick play football...NOBODY ever laughed @ Dick on the football field...or if they did, they only did it once.
     
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  14. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    My wife's OBGYN for our first baby was Dr HARRY BEAVER. Thankfully his partner was at the hospital when she went into labor so that wasn't on the birth certificate.
     
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  15. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    Daniel Buttkiss…
     
  16. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    Didn’t Lorena Bobbitt have a Russian cousin that did the same to her spouse?
    Lorena Cutchacockoff?
     
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  17. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    My wife and I travel in some...nowadays...pretty counter-cultural circles. Most of these people are deeply devoted to God, put great emphasis on alot of old school values, virtues, and convictions, and would be considered pretty conservative (not speaking politically) against the backdrop of our modern culture. Oh, and most have LOTS of kids. We occasionally congregate with these "like-minded" families for various purposes.
    So, on a particular occasion one evening we were convening to worship, hear some teaching, recognize some of the children's accomplishments and enjoy performances...
    And I started looking around that huge room at all of the very conservatively dressed and well-mannered people and leaned into my wife and said:
    "Hey baby, you know what is funny? (I motioned to all the people in the room and ourselves). What if the truth is all these very righteous folk here who show such great care for all things good and holy and have all these kids just really like to have lots of sex"!?
     
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  18. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Not as bad as a VP at the company I worked for: Dick Fieller.
    I kid you not and he actually used the nickname of Dick. I would have chosen anything over that.
     
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  19. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 5,000+ Posts

    How many of them were in the transfer portal?
     
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  20. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Interesting...you didnt reply w this^^^^^ to any of the other above off topic posts.
    Was Lorena Bobitt a portalee?
    Or Dick??
     
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  21. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Makes me think of a guy named Happy Feller
     
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  22. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Yeah, that is a WOW for sure. His parents should have been smart enough to stay from a name like Richard that would / could get shortened to Dick... especially with THAT last name. Oh well.
     
  23. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 5,000+ Posts

    Your post just happened to be the last straw. ;)
    I guess I could have tried to quote everybody in one post but I'm just lazy.
     
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  24. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    I wish you could have at least found some humor in my story! :)
    Anyway, I like your football-focused mentality.
    I guess my attention is waning with the end upon us....of football, I mean.
    Lol
    :hookem:
     
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  25. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Rain,
    I can't figure out if you're Catholic or LDS.
     
  26. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Neither... not a fan of "religion(s)"

    ...unless you wish to categorize football as such!
    :hookem:
     
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  27. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    OK then. Just prolific. Got it!
     
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  28. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Same… i’ve had people come up to me and say ‘ I know you’re religious’ the first thing out of my mouth is ‘no I’m not- I’m anti-religion. But do follow the teachings of the Bible.’ Forum police to the scene in 3…2…1
     
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  29. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Well...not just..but, yes..in addition to....
     
  30. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    For these folks, procreation is recreation.
     
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