Did you hear about the accordionist who parked his car in a tough neighborhood? He left the instrument in the back seat concealed under some newspapers. When he returned, his heart sank at the sight of a smashed rear window. Sure enough, his worst fears had been realized. Some fiend had left him another accordion. How do you define perfect pitch? Throwing an accordion into a dumpster without hitting the sides.
God will someday forgive the Germans for the holocaust but He will never forgive them for introducing the accordiaon into Mexico
An old accordion joke, but probably the best one: A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the accordion.....but doesn't.
Out of fairness, here's the great Joel Guzman on accordion, accompanying Joe Ely on a Billy Joe Shaver gem. The Link I've heard that live many times, and it always gets me.
"Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion"---General Norman Schwartzkopf
If you experience severe chest pains while playing the accordion, stop immediately and put on a shirt.
