This thread was originally submitted by member = Jim Bob This post was made just before going to the new 2015 platform. Post as normal after it if you wish. Jim Bob (1000+ posts) 03/11/14 12:40 PM Accordion Jokes Did you hear about the accordionist who parked his car in a tough neighborhood? He left the instrument in the back seat concealed under some newspapers. When he returned, his heart sank at the sight of a smashed rear window. Sure enough, his worst fears had been realized. Some fiend had left him another accordion. How do you define perfect pitch? Throwing an accordion into a dumpster without hitting the sides. Dionysus (5000+ posts) 03/11/14 09:42 PM Re: Accordion Jokes Jim Bob, I’ve been thinking about it and this one is just hard. huisache (2500+ posts) 03/17/14 01:35 PM Re: Accordion Jokes God will someday forgive the Germans for the holocaust but He will never forgive them for introducing the accordiaon into Mexico Statalyzer (25,000+ posts) 03/20/14 01:00 AM Re: Accordion Jokes But will we ever forgive them for bombing Pearl Harbor? Jim Bob (1000+ posts) 03/22/14 01:23 PM Re: Accordion Jokes An old accordion joke, but probably the best one: A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the accordion.....but doesn't. Jim Bob (1000+ posts) 03/22/14 01:29 PM Re: Accordion Jokes Out of fairness, here's the great Joel Guzman on accordion, accompanying Joe Ely on a Billy Joe Shaver gem. The Link I've heard that live many times, and it always gets me. Dionysus (5000+ posts) 03/25/14 04:29 PM Re: Accordion Jokes The Eyes of Texas (1000+ posts) 03/27/14 02:49 PM Re: Accordion Jokes "Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion"---General Norman Schwartzkopf OldHippie (2500+ posts) 03/28/14 04:25 PM Re: Accordion Jokes If you experience severe chest pains while playing the accordion, stop immediately and put on a shirt. FridayNiteLites (1000+ posts) 02/11/15 01:17 PM Re: Accordion Jokes Welcome to heaven, here is your harp. Welcome to hell, here is your accordion.