Aggie Jokes

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Chop, Dec 16, 2020.

  1. Chop

    Chop 5,000+ Posts

    I know you've got 'em. Post 'em here.
     
  2. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Why do Aggies write "TGIF" on their shoes?

    Toes Go In First
     
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  3. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    A real life Aggie joke.

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  4. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

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  5. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    Its sad to think that due to technology kids of today won't have jokes like these to tell when they are my age.
     
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  6. Chop

    Chop 5,000+ Posts

    A couple of ags went deer hunting, but weren't having any luck sitting in the blind. They called up the landowner of their deer lease, explained their predicament, and asked: "So how do we find the deer around here?" The landowner said: "I dunno. Why don't you follow the tracks." Two aggies were found dead later that day--run over by a train.
     
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    Last edited: Dec 31, 2020
  7. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    Then there's the aggie who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ of both states.
     
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  8. Chop

    Chop 5,000+ Posts

    Sad story:

    An aggie froze to death outside a movie theatre in Alaska the other night. He was waiting in line to see "Closed for the Winter."
     
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2021

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