Aggie Jokes

I know you've got 'em. Post 'em here.

 

Why do Aggies write "TGIF" on their shoes?

Toes Go In First

 

A real life Aggie joke.

 

Its sad to think that due to technology kids of today won't have jokes like these to tell when they are my age.

 

A couple of ags went deer hunting, but weren't having any luck sitting in the blind. They called up the landowner of their deer lease, explained their predicament, and asked: "So how do we find the deer around here?" The landowner said: "I dunno. Why don't you follow the tracks." Two aggies were found dead later that day--run over by a train.

 

Then there's the aggie who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ of both states.

 

Sad story:

An aggie froze to death outside a movie theatre in Alaska the other night. He was waiting in line to see "Closed for the Winter."

 

Telephone conversation between and Aggie farmer and the advisors at A & M:

Aggie - "I'm trying to raise chickens. I bought some chicks and planted them feet first. They all died. So I bought some more and planted them all head first. They all died. What am I doing wrong?"
A &M expert - "I can't know for sure until you send us a soil sample for testing."