Aggy jokes really do write themselves

On a thread titled "Your favorite "Sawem Off" story"

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I guess he's no two percenter!

How red *** !!

 

On second thought, I guess he is just a two percenter !
If he was a real ag, he would've sawed off his pinky, too!

I guess he's just some new army *******!

 

Looks like nobody had the heart to tell him that 99% of his finger is still there, so his hand still looks like a Hook 'em Horns sign.

 

What's REALLY funny is that this thread was started by a poster called TenDeadF1ingerz.

Now THAT'S comedy!

 

No aggy...We're not laughing with you. We're laughing AT you.

 

I find it funny that to show off his finger....He does the Hook'em sign. aggy.....

 

He actually just made varsity's horns more symmetrical.
Thanks aggy!

 

as bugs bunny would say "what a maroon"" What a nin-cow-poop!"

 

that was no accident. looks like some farmer rigged his ewe's vaginal opening with razors and this ag cut himself.

 

Bet his wife enjoys that "no nail" feeling.