Aggy QB gains 100 lbs

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by EDT, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. EDT

    EDT 500+ Posts

  2. Dionysus

    Dionysus Ok Cool. Hook ’Em! Admin

    So this is a joke but I’m missing the humor part. Is there a back story about Mond’s weight or something?
  3. mchammer

    mchammer 5,000+ Posts

    No, just SEC humor.
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  4. EDT

    EDT 500+ Posts

    Dion, I am getting the hook out of my mouth now.
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  5. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Sorry, not buying this story... fake news.
  6. mchammer

    mchammer 5,000+ Posts

    They show a photo Javorkski Lane, who apparently shares the same number as Mond.
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  7. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

    Sounds to me like he got married, that's all....
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  8. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 5,000+ Posts

    So, are we thinking the second coming of George Woodard?

    An NFL scout visited Woodard at the Cesspool on the Brazos, and told him losing 75-80 pounds would mean a million dollars or more to him in the draft. The scout went to visit with the coaches, and walking back to his car he encountered Woodard sitting out front of a dorm, but this time Woodard had a gallon of Blue Bell and a spoon.

    Of course there's also a certain Texas QB, who DKR got a great summer job, which agreed so well with him that when he came to Austin for 4th of July, he was 30 pounds heavier. DKR did not let him return to that job.
  9. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Jog my memory... who was this QB?
  10. n64ra

    n64ra 500+ Posts

    just based on the headline, that's too much Dixie Chicken for me

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