Aggy yell girls: this will not stand

Discussion in 'In The Stands' started by Driver 8, Feb 22, 2016.

  1. Driver 8

    Driver 8 smoooove

    Aw hell nah you ain't mess with aggy tradishun
     
  2. utempire

    utempire 1,000+ Posts

    I hope they keep the all male cheerleaders. It would make it a bit harder to make fun of them.
     
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  3. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    There you go, not understanding the great traditions. They are "Yell Leaders," not cheerleaders. They have organized hand signals, so that everybody knows what to do and when.

    There would certainly be no fun and seeing the agony expressed, if a female yell leader was elected, by "old army and some new army.

    Then certainly no fun in watching them "hump it." Then after a game be chased down and tackled, then dragged off to a fountain and thrown in. They do wear all white you know.

    How will a female yell leader "squeeze" for dear old aggy?

     
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  4. Dionysus

    Dionysus Cocky + Relaxed Admin

    This could be the important sticking point in their negotiations.
     
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  5. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 250+ Posts

    In our world of political correctness, especially on college campuses, I think it's only a matter of time before there's a female yell leader. And not a lot of time either.
     
  6. IvanDiabloHorn

    IvanDiabloHorn 1,000+ Posts

    Perhaps they could squeeze their chest area instead.
     
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  7. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    aggy squeeze.gif

    squeeze aggy.png

    :rolleyes1:
     
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  8. Driver 8

    Driver 8 smoooove

    They enjoy that friendly squeezy-time with their buddies, oh yes they do. Don't need no purdy girls interruptin' the special moment.
     
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  9. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    On that campus, do you think they can find 2 pretty females (humans) to be yell leaders?

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  10. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    "Ewe" would think they could, but even an attractive female would have to be "ram" tough and have the rough stuff.

    Whoop!
     
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  11. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    A&M never looks for women, but sometimes they run out of men.
     
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  12. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    Who wouldn't want to be part of this, hear the honest nonstaged enthusiam in this exchange.



    Nice use of a 40 year old song about sex to describe the joy of being a yell leader. It does indeed sound kind of "red ***" man or whatever the choice might be.

    I hope no sheep were injured or violated during the making or because of this sexy video ditty.

    I don't think Sonny and Cher would have let the Starland Vocal Band be the summer replacement show for them, if they knew it would lead to this.



     
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  13. VYFan

    VYFan 2,500+ Posts

    College Station campus may not be what you remember from the old days.
     
  14. Spur 90

    Spur 90 25+ Posts

    Odd that the all-male school in the middle of nowhere fought so hard to avoid having women go to school there calls us gay.
     
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  15. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Gosh, I am embarrassed for the Starland Vocal Band - that their song was abused this way....
     
  16. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 5,000+ Posts

    True, until you get a look at the women who want to be yell leaders...that may be very comical!
     
  17. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    I just takes the fun away if they are masculine looking female yell leaders in milkman uniforms and they have no testicles to grab and grimace:confused: !
     
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  18. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 5,000+ Posts

    You definitely got the same vision I had. And it weren't good!
     
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  19. mb227

    mb227 2,500+ Posts

    perhaps their trans alumnus (now a muni judge in Houston) who never had surgery can persuade them that there is a happy medium...trans tends to trot out the line that "transwomen are women" yet wants the masses to overlook that many of them never have surgery. So...following that to as logical a conclusion as one could in the land of aggy, they COULD have a "woman" who could still perform the squeeze...

    Considering all the other face-palm-worthy stuff that comes out of that place, admit it...they would buy into it as though it was perfectly normal.
     
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  20. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Too bad Listeater is probably not on campus any more...
     
  21. Driver 8

    Driver 8 smoooove

    You made me do it

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  22. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Listeater is divorced, still single, lives in a home on wheels and works for the state tax office or the IRS.
     
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  23. MudHorn

    MudHorn Admin Moderator

    I bet her employer has reduced their paper shredding costs considerably. Paper lists anyway.
     
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  24. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    It didn't happen without the video and maybe some pertinent song lyrics.

    (Oh-oh here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up.
    (Oh-ho here she comes) She's a listeater.

    Crack aggy reporter Aubrey Bloom, (he certainly looks the part) on the scene with the story. Then a young Owen Wilson speaks, I thought he went to Texas. Then Ms. Listeater her own self takes the podium.

     
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  25. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 5,000+ Posts

    So now she's a return eater. No wonder they can never find **** down there. If she's divorced, that means she must have been married...what a fool he musta been, but wised up enough to get the hell outta Dodge.
     
  26. UT Horn Fan

    UT Horn Fan 250+ Posts

    Here they are:
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    Kaitlyn McCain, left, wears yell leader overalls, while Viona Vraniqi, right, says “gig ‘em.” Both seek to make history as female yell leaders. (Photos courtesy of Facebook)
     
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  27. Dionysus

    Dionysus Cocky + Relaxed Admin

    Wouldn’t they have to relabel the stadium to “Home of the 12th Person”?

    Unless those are men, I mean. I’m not judging.
     
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  28. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    I say the idea has some potential for greatness, if handled properly

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  29. Driver 8

    Driver 8 smoooove

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  30. NB_LONGHORN

    NB_LONGHORN 500+ Posts

    Nope, not even going to make an effort here. Pretty much stands on its own "merits."
     

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