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Discussion in 'In The Stands' started by Driver 8, Feb 22, 2016.
Aw hell nah you ain't mess with aggy tradishun
I hope they keep the all male cheerleaders. It would make it a bit harder to make fun of them.
There you go, not understanding the great traditions. They are "Yell Leaders," not cheerleaders. They have organized hand signals, so that everybody knows what to do and when.
There would certainly be no fun and seeing the agony expressed, if a female yell leader was elected, by "old army and some new army.
Then certainly no fun in watching them "hump it." Then after a game be chased down and tackled, then dragged off to a fountain and thrown in. They do wear all white you know.
How will a female yell leader "squeeze" for dear old aggy?
This could be the important sticking point in their negotiations.
In our world of political correctness, especially on college campuses, I think it's only a matter of time before there's a female yell leader. And not a lot of time either.
Perhaps they could squeeze their chest area instead.
They enjoy that friendly squeezy-time with their buddies, oh yes they do. Don't need no purdy girls interruptin' the special moment.
On that campus, do you think they can find 2 pretty females (humans) to be yell leaders?
"Ewe" would think they could, but even an attractive female would have to be "ram" tough and have the rough stuff.
A&M never looks for women, but sometimes they run out of men.
Who wouldn't want to be part of this, hear the honest nonstaged enthusiam in this exchange.
Nice use of a 40 year old song about sex to describe the joy of being a yell leader. It does indeed sound kind of "red ***" man or whatever the choice might be.
I hope no sheep were injured or violated during the making or because of this sexy video ditty.
I don't think Sonny and Cher would have let the Starland Vocal Band be the summer replacement show for them, if they knew it would lead to this.
College Station campus may not be what you remember from the old days.
Odd that the all-male school in the middle of nowhere fought so hard to avoid having women go to school there calls us gay.
Gosh, I am embarrassed for the Starland Vocal Band - that their song was abused this way....
True, until you get a look at the women who want to be yell leaders...that may be very comical!
I just takes the fun away if they are masculine looking female yell leaders in milkman uniforms and they have no testicles to grab and grimace !
You definitely got the same vision I had. And it weren't good!
perhaps their trans alumnus (now a muni judge in Houston) who never had surgery can persuade them that there is a happy medium...trans tends to trot out the line that "transwomen are women" yet wants the masses to overlook that many of them never have surgery. So...following that to as logical a conclusion as one could in the land of aggy, they COULD have a "woman" who could still perform the squeeze...
Considering all the other face-palm-worthy stuff that comes out of that place, admit it...they would buy into it as though it was perfectly normal.
Too bad Listeater is probably not on campus any more...
You made me do it
Listeater is divorced, still single, lives in a home on wheels and works for the state tax office or the IRS.
I bet her employer has reduced their paper shredding costs considerably. Paper lists anyway.
It didn't happen without the video and maybe some pertinent song lyrics.
(Oh-oh here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up.
(Oh-ho here she comes) She's a listeater.
Crack aggy reporter Aubrey Bloom, (he certainly looks the part) on the scene with the story. Then a young Owen Wilson speaks, I thought he went to Texas. Then Ms. Listeater her own self takes the podium.
So now she's a return eater. No wonder they can never find **** down there. If she's divorced, that means she must have been married...what a fool he musta been, but wised up enough to get the hell outta Dodge.
Here they are:
Kaitlyn McCain, left, wears yell leader overalls, while Viona Vraniqi, right, says “gig ‘em.” Both seek to make history as female yell leaders. (Photos courtesy of Facebook)
Wouldn’t they have to relabel the stadium to “Home of the 12th Person”?
Unless those are men, I mean. I’m not judging.
I say the idea has some potential for greatness, if handled properly
Nope, not even going to make an effort here. Pretty much stands on its own "merits."