Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Bevosbff1973, Nov 27, 2017.

  1. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Teaser on the cover made me chuckle:

    "Sheep Thrills"

    Last edited: Feb 10, 2018
  2. rick mueller

    rick mueller 500+ Posts

    "Sheep is good, they'll flirt with you." - Rip Torn in the "Songwriter"
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  3. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Moderator

    “The sheep’s a liar!”
    - some joke I forgot
  4. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    But, but officer, I swear... I was only helping that sheep over the fence!!! :yes:
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  5. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

  6. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 5,000+ Posts

    Hummmm...I’m skeptical about JM. Does he really deserve a shot at the NFL and if so, what team would take a chance knowing this could be a big waste of money. Let him start off in the Arena League, or maybe the XFL if gets going, or the CFL, and earn his way up. I think he ran out of money and the friends who helped him spend it, and he needs another gig and signing bonus (it any) so he can party hardy again. My preference; let him rot.
  7. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    I hate to be too cynical, I know there is something to bi-polar and people who really really suffer as a result.
    But there are also a lot of people who just need to have a good reason to excuse their dumbass decisions and bi-polar is being thrown around a lot these days.
    Bi-polar used to be something you heard of rarely, and when you did it was usually for people who were really sick.

    That said, if Manziel really has a mental illness I hope he finds a way to cope and lead happy life.
    If its just an excuse, eff him.
  8. beer_dog

    beer_dog 100+ Posts

    Sheep don't care if aggy got bi-polar!
  9. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    I remember it something like:

    Local official goes to visit aggy farm for inspection. He asks aggy "How are you treating your animals".

    Aggy say "very good".

    Official sees a horse and says "good - do you mind if I ask the horse how you treat him". aggy scoffs "horses don't talk". Official approaches the horse anyway and asks: "How are you being treated". The horse replies: "he feeds me well, keeps me in the barn when it is cold, rides me, brushes my coat".

    The aggy is astonished!

    The official sees a cow and says: "mind if I ask the cow how he is treated." aggy is still bewildered by the horse talking but says "uh, sure". Official says to the cow " and how are you treated". The cow says: "very well, he milks me early in the morning, gives me plenty of grass to eat - no complaints".

    The aggy is stunned!

    So the official spots some sheep nearby and says: "so now i want to talk to one of your sheep".

    The aggy screams out: "SHEEP LIE !!!"
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2018
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  10. everette

    everette 25+ Posts

    baa baaaaa, baaaaa baa - means "no"
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  11. DFWHorn012

    DFWHorn012 < 25 Posts

    I'm sorry.. this whole thread is a bad look for Longhorn nation. Y'all are actually behaving like what they are usually ridiculed for. Why do we need an entire thread dedicated to them? **** is unnecessary if you ask me.
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  12. Grey But Orange

    Grey But Orange 25+ Posts

    DFWHorn012....well said. Thanks.
  13. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    Longhorns making fun of Aggies is an Orangeblooded tradition. If these posts were about students at the Austin State School for the Mentally handicapped, it would be indefensible. Since A&M is populated by people with demonstrated IQ to choose otherwise it's simply good fun.
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2018
  14. zuckercanyon

    zuckercanyon 250+ Posts

    so you're saying that sheep will become part of the baaa too movement? sorry, couldn't resist....
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  15. beijinghorn1

    beijinghorn1 100+ Posts

  16. Horn87

    Horn87 1,000+ Posts

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  17. rick mueller

    rick mueller 500+ Posts

  18. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 5,000+ Posts

    Well, evidence in favor of this assessment includes his choice of college.
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  19. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 2,500+ Posts


    Be careful. Brazos County was NOT his choice of colleges. His first choice rejected him. :hookem2:
  20. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 5,000+ Posts

    Rejected, or offered as a DB?

    Besides, getting rejected by his first choice does not diminish the stupidity of his ultimate choice.
  21. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 2,500+ Posts

    It is my understanding that there was NO offer, which is supported by a direct quote made to me - "He's a turd"

    His choice of schools was really good for him, thrusting him into the spotlight, a place he was not prepared to be.
  22. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Gotta remember that many aggie recruiting followers have "not SEC ready" on a macro. So they just toss it out there whenever. Kind of like "didn't offer," "attitude problem," etc...
  23. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

  24. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    New username with a not-so-clever combination of letters that spells "Whorn"?
    Smells of aggy

  25. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Thank Ewe Joe Fan - made me :lmao:
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  26. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Not a fan of Jimbo

  27. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Romantic Catholic

    Aggy de-commitment season is off to an early start.
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  28. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    A weird amount of QBs have bailed on Booger Station
    Martell and Murray and Allen and Kenny Thrill
    There are more I cant recall right now
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  29. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Pattern developed...
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  30. DFWHorn012

    DFWHorn012 < 25 Posts

    Be hilarious if he went to Arizona
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