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Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Bevosbff1973, Nov 27, 2017.
He'll end up at Baylor....
My money is on OU
He runs a 4.9 40 he will end up at Tulsa
Caption contest ! The jokes write themselves #Bagman
A Randolph Duke sighting --
aggy in the SEC -- Big 3 men’s sports -- through 6 years
1 winning season in football
2 winning seasons in BBall
3 winning seasons in Baseball
7 losing seasons in football, MBB and baseball
That means nothing. The only thing that matters to those morons is that they are in the SEC and associated with actual winning programs therefore by default they think they are better now than they were in the Big 12.
Now, now...those are just seven seasons in which they ran out of time and/or innings. You know, the continuation of a LOOOOOOOOONG aggy tradition of such things...
wich is nice.
In my opinion, the Big XII is better now aggy is in the SEC.
Why? Only the teams finishing 7-10 are better off, because they now have a chance to finish 6th.
To quote Bob Stoops - "They weren't exactly tearing it up here, either."
Why? Because we are no longer the league that has to stand shame-faced attempting to explain their cultural lunacy.
@Sangre Naranjada has it right.
I’m pretty sure Harold Lloyd redshirted in 1939.
I agree with a lot of what you post, however, on this , I must disagree. I never felt any obligation to explain their lunacy on every level.
Christian Kirk was arrested a couple months before the draft
Ariz claims they knew, took him in 2nd round anyway
The arrest was for disorderly conduct/property damage -- he was caught throwing rocks at cars at a golf tournament
What did your mother tell you at age 3? Don't throw rocks!
It's slow and this is one of my favorite classics posts of all time. In honor of Hornian who hasn't been around here in a while......Will aggy break out the inflatable helmet?
Think about it.
College Gameday is in town.
It's a night game on a regional broadcast on ABC (Regional is better than national anyway, they don't want to recruit any of those damn hippies from the coasts).
They finally sold out the biggest home game of the season a little more than 72 hours before kickoff.
It's a Moron Out game (they are undefeated in Moron Out games.... except last year when they played UT, but that was a huge moral victory, so we'll let them continue to think that their shirts have an effect on the game).
What would absolutely put this weekend's game into the nut-squeezin' category before the game even kicked off? You know the answer as well as I do: their super-secret, giant, inflatable aggy helmet for the team to enter through.
I can see it now. Mothratron starts showing highlights of their 1939 MNC, followed by the Heisman highlight reel of John David Crow from the 50s, and it closes with a close up of the last aggy team to finish the season in the Top 5, the mighty 1956 squad. The sepia tones fade into color of this season's highlights... The goal-line stand against the Mighty Army Black Knights, the come from behind win against the 3-6 Kansas Manginos, the overtime win against the unstoppable Okie State Cowpokes, and of course their huge win last weekend against their bitter rivals just up the Brazos. Smoke starts to billow from the inflatable facemask.
The crowd starts to sway and chant about sawing varsity's horns off (even though they are playing OU). Bob Davie starts speaking in tongues on the air as he seized by the Spirit of aggyland! From the smoke emerges Reveille, who stands there like the ***** she is, snapping at her handlers and wondering who she has to bite to be put down. She finally starts walking to the field to relieve herself, in the process she leads the FIGHTIN' OLD ARMY TEXAS AGGIES FROM TEXAS A AND M onto the sacred grass of Kyle Field Quasi-Memorial (Maybe? Who cares, uncover damnit) Tacklebox and ZONE!!!
The crowd goes nuts. Little Debbies rain down from the stands to give their coach the glucose he needs to prove he is a better gameday coach than Visor Boy. Johnny Moxon, er, Stephen McGee recovers from last weeks concussions in time to remember he no longer has Jordan Shipley to throw to and realize he's in for at least 2 more concussions this week. Tellus starts yelling "Holla!" at no one in particular. Javorski Lane eats a football. Tate Pittman is asking the trainers on the sidelines if they can help him with this (is he even still on the team? If he's not, just imagine he's on the sidelines anyway). And the horses from the Parsons Mounted Cav are shitting everywhere because they are so excited. OU takes the field to hisses (not boos, only classless fehgs do that), the 12th man farts in their general direction, and the ribbonboards start flashing seizure-inducing japanese ads.
Would anything else scream college football more than that?
Make it happen Dollar Bill. Bust out the inflatable helmet!
Ahh, some classic Hornfans aggy-bashing. Is there anything more refreshing in the offseason?