Aggy

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Bevosbff1973, Nov 27, 2017.

  1. Creek

    Creek 1,000+ Posts

    The last time Aggy won a Sugar bowl was before Pearl Harbor. We stumbled onto one last year. Poor Aggy swag
     
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  2. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    When was the last time aggy won a NC in football ?

    You answered correctly if you said 80 years.
     
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  3. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

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  4. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    5CF1358D-5852-4580-9BF1-2B325C7CFB89.jpeg I see this crap on the way back from the airport.
     
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  5. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    There are a LOT of alternate meanings for WRTS. Most of them far more accurate than what that gomer imagines it means.
     
  6. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  7. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    WRTS?

    World Rednecks That Suck !!!
     
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  8. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    WRTS

    We Ruined The SEC
     
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  9. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    We ride those sheep.
     
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  10. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    I smell another aggy boycott on the way
     
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  11. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    This topic reminds of an old film that is likely a favorite of aggy, next to "We've Never Been Licked"
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  12. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    So there is this guy on twitter who destroys aggy regularly, using facts and statistics, which aggy finds very confusing -- Kyle Umlang(@kyleumlang), worth a follow for sure. And today is his #aggyFactThursday. And this time, some ou folks hopped on board. Here are some of the better ones

    aggy left the Big XII because they were tired of being a middle tier program with a Conference Record of 53%.
    After 7 seasons in the SEC their Conference Record is 54%

    Texas has more All Americans, National Championships, Heisman Finalists and 10 win seasons in the last 35 years than aggy has in their entire history.

    At their current win % rate, ou and Texas are due to arrive at the 1000 win mark sometime during the 2029 season.
    aggy will arrive in 2052

    For $6 today you can buy a ticket for the aggy Season opener
    For $6 the last time aggy won a national title, you could have driven from College Station to Memphis and still had enough money for a hamburger, fries and milkshake at McDonalds

    Oklahoma A&M changed it's name to Oklahoma State in 1957
    To this day, it's STILL the most successful Agricultural and Mechanical College in NCAA history earning 20 NCAA Division 1 Championships before the name change
    Our aggy has just 16 total all time

    ou has finished in the Top 5 more times in the last four seasons than aggy has in their entire history

    Lincoln Riley has finished in the Top 4 more times than A&M has in their history

    ou could lose their next 250 games in a row and still have a better all-time winning percentage than Texas A&M.
     
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  13. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  14. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    That is a metaphor for life for aggys.
     
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  15. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    That's interesting...Its always the girls in the pics with these dudes that crack me up. :lmao:
     
  16. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    This is not exactly what they been saying for the last couple years

    I did not dig into these numbers to see what all was included but I do know that in the recent past, aggy has been caught including one-time capital contributions or donations (ex, a stadium fund) as "revenue," which is not really accurate.

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  17. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!


    aggy gotta engage in "creative finance" in efforts to appear to be keeping up with the Jones's. :smokin:
     
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  18. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    So now you know

     
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  19. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    aggy jokes write themselves.
     
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  20. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

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  21. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts


    Are you kidding, they are the SEC's community bike, everyone gets a ride.
     
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  22. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Bill, I saw what you did there... stole that line about the village bicycle from Austin Powers!! :headbang:
     
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  23. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

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    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

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  25. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Good list. Of course I would have Bevo at the top but I might be slightly biased.
     
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  26. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    Let's be real, the costume duck beat Bevo? Not a chance. Also Bevo showed Uga who's boss just a few months ago. The tiger? Now that's a tossup.
     
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  27. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Nike - everything has its price
     
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  28. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    It’s a meaningless, subjective list anyway, just something to help kill time until Aug. 31. And if BEVO really was a bull (as stated in the article) we would need a lot more Silver Spurs.
     
  29. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    As the lead at HLSR charged with getting a young rank bull out to the old tie outs through 15,000 little elementary students eating lunch, I would suggest

    1) Getting PETA people drunk

    2) fewer Spurs, more sedative

    :hookem2:
     
  30. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    Actually, it's an old Yo Mamma joke.

    It ranks right up there with.
    Yo Mamma is like peanut butter, She spreads for bread.
    Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really is sitting around the house.
    Yo mamma belt size is equator.
     
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