aggy

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Texanne, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    I'd call out I Don't Exist, but he doesn't exist yet he is still a sponsor. He is okay on my book.
     
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  2. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    But what if you actually see the offender whose Great Dane is making a big ole steaming land mine right on the sidewalk with no intention of cleaning it up. We have a new neighbor whose mined our entire park with massive dog shits as big as horse. If I ever figure out who it is I am going to fuggin lay into him
     
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  3. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Reminds me of when I potty trained my dog. When I lived in Austin, I potty trained my puppy dog (beagle) to poop in the flower beds as I thought that was good fertilizer and I didn’t have to pick it up since I don’t generally walk through the flower beds. Fast forward 2 years when I move to the Woodlands. I walk the dog at night and the dog poops in the wooded areas off the numerous hike and bike trails. Never on the path and never in the park. Turned out to be a lucky development for me that was no way planned.
     
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  4. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 2,500+ Posts

    When the condesension stops I'll stop playing the card.
     
  5. I_Dont_Exist

    I_Dont_Exist 1,000+ Posts

    Calling out hypocrisy isn't condescension.
     
  6. beijinghorn1

    beijinghorn1 500+ Posts

    Sherman did recruit the offensive line and Mike Evans that made it possible for perhaps one of the biggest Aholes ever to win the Heisman (I would say biggest but my vote goes to Mayfield although it is splitting hairs) and made Sumlin look like a good coach for a couple of years.
     
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  7. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 2,500+ Posts

    And you are the hypocrisy sheriff!
     
  8. NRHorn

    NRHorn 1,000+ Posts

    Let’s all agree to taking a hypocritic oath.
     
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  9. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Questioning people's comments about aggy is actually the kind of thing that aggy does. Are we 2%ers also?

    When you post about aggy, you better uncover, son!
     
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  10. zuckercanyon

    zuckercanyon 1,000+ Posts

    Good luck on your detective work, Sherlock Shilala!
     
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  11. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    <old trapper voice> I found fresh sign again today. It couldn’t have been more than 6 hours old. They were moving south, and in no hurry, Had their women and children with them and don’t think they’re being followed. If we set out today and ride by the moon, we should catch em by morning before they reach the river. Oh and they feed the mongrel cheap dog food. Probably Ol’ Roy WAlmart brand fog food. Don’t ask me how I figgered that” <\old trapper voice>
     
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  12. Vino Bevo

    Vino Bevo Wine - how classy people get drunk

    Found 'em

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  13. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Well played Vino:beertoast:
     
  14. LHABSOB

    LHABSOB 500+ Posts

     
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  15. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    If I was an aggy, I would be smoking the hell out of that weed trying to forget that I was aggy.:smokin:
     
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  16. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 5,000+ Posts

    Is this the kid that the UIL screwed over when he had a chance to move to Tomball from Forest Brook or CE King? Forced him to sit out his senior year.

    It wasn't like the South side of Dallas where kids transfer to Duncanville or Desoto from Kimball or SOC or some inner city school for football, but Duncanville, the old Carter, et al NEVER get their kids ***** slapped. Why?
     
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  17. LHABSOB

    LHABSOB 500+ Posts

    That’s the kid. Aggie spent a year talking about how we was going to tear it up in his freshman year and the kid couldn’t even make the field. That being said it was less than 2 oz. Jimbo gotta build a better bond with CSPD to have a kid get arrested for that.
     
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  18. zuckercanyon

    zuckercanyon 1,000+ Posts

    It's because the Ags are so deep at wide receiver that's why he didn't make the field
     
  19. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    I didn't know they still arrest people for possession......
    Must have done something else as well.
     
  20. beijinghorn1

    beijinghorn1 500+ Posts

    I would guess that instead of saying yes sir and no sir, the kid ran his mouth. He will probably get a minor fine and be back in school.
     
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  21. zuckercanyon

    zuckercanyon 1,000+ Posts

    "do you know who I am?"
     
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  22. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 5,000+ Posts

    Anyone else thinking that cop may be patrolling the streets of Groesbeck on April 1?
     
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  23. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Yeah, I remember this kid now.... aggy thought he was going to be the next Jerry Rice, yada, yada, yada.
     
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  24. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Winebibber

    Busted for 2 oz of ganja AND aggy to boot?

    Before this I was unsure, but now I am certain how to pronounce his surname.
     
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  25. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    My favorite aggy stories all involve Dave South, the longtime voice of the ags on radio. I got to meet him once and found him to be a great guy.
    Favorite was the 77-0 game. Just before halftime OU scored again to go up by 40-something and Dave said “well Aggie fans that last score is going to make it real hard to come back for the win in the next half”

    second would be the Baylor win on the last play of the game. Dave didn’t say anything for a bit. Dead air, then “well aggie fans the impossible has happened”
    Third was when Tech came from three scores down to edge them at the end. The Pirate’s greatest win.
     
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  26. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 5,000+ Posts

    Huisache,

    Are you old enough to remember the Kyle Field announcer that sounded like he was 110 and died three weeks ago?
     
  27. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    OK so I went to the Pit v Aggie game years ago because my cousin's husband got tickets and I will literally go to ANY college football game. he left at half time to go back home and I told him you must listen to Dave South because he is the greatest. Fitzgerald burns them to the ground. He calls me and says South is the worst color guy ever and was mad.
     
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  28. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    I listened to that 77-0 blowout of aggy by OU. Dave South spoke and sounded like "will this damn thing just end?!?" most of the second half. Best laugh I had for a long time up to that point. Our neighborhood aggy moved his grill out in his front yard, lit a fire and threw his aggy hat, t-shirt and a hoodie on it, then sat down on his porch to kill off a six pack of beer. It was a great day...
     
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  29. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts


    I am 73 and went to my first game atKyle when I was a teenager and after I was old enough to afford tickets went to every UT game at Kyle. I remember That guy sounding like Sherman through Georgia when they were up and somewhat taciturn when things went to hell

    Us there was my favorite game always. I loved all that Corps stuff and the incessant Howdies. One year I took my stepsons and wore something not orange and got my picture taken at the MSC with the collie

    Love the place and wish we still played them

    My favorite Texas player all time is Justin Tucker
     
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  30. NRHorn

    NRHorn 1,000+ Posts

    Winner
     

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