Ags urged to grow beard until next win

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Wild Bill, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Wild Bill

    Wild Bill 1,000+ Posts

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    More laughs from our friends at TexAgs. [​IMG]
     
  2. Basketball Jones

    Basketball Jones 500+ Posts

    If that's the case, here is the Corp at year end:

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  3. brntorng

    brntorng 2,500+ Posts

    Investment advice: Now is not the time to invest in Gillette.
     
  4. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    I have to admit, most of the aggy women will improve their looks considerably.
     
  5. coolhorn

    coolhorn 2,500+ Posts

    That would require testosterone, something that's in short supply with their football team.
     
  6. Hu_Fan

    Hu_Fan Guest

    The sub-culture of fans that dominates TexAgs is really not interested in football. They gave up on that long ago. Now it's just playing social games. What they do over there is a brand of it's own. They invite more weirdness than here on 6th street. Here it's acceptable weird; there it's borderline straight-jacket stuff.

    Can you imagine if an alien race actually studied aggie as their sampling of life on earth? It's probably happened, and probably why they decided to Pass Go and not bother stopping.
     
  7. El Torito

    El Torito 1,000+ Posts

    Those morons ought to concentrate on growing a set of balls.
     
  8. Tecolote

    Tecolote 100+ Posts

    What? No pics of Katie Holmes? My favorite beard has fallen out of favor.
     
  9. Sugarpunk

    Sugarpunk 500+ Posts

    They might be looking like Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons by the time its all said and done. This broken spirit team could very well lose out this year.

    aggy is definitely funny if nothing else.
     
  10. TDTexas!

    TDTexas! 250+ Posts

    I thought you were going to say: "a pair" instead of "beard..."

    aggy was in real nair biter w KState werent they? [​IMG]
     
  11. updog07

    updog07 500+ Posts

    They will give this dude a run for his money:

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  12. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    aggy is a queer lot indeed.
     
  13. bigbend1812

    bigbend1812 500+ Posts

    It will be a stadium full of Rip Van Winkles. And I'm talking about the chicks. [​IMG]
     
  14. Wild Bill

    Wild Bill 1,000+ Posts

    Yeah, the chicks not shaving their faces until the next win is downright scary. Might scare some poor little kid on Holloween. [​IMG]
     
  15. Fritz

    Fritz 500+ Posts

    biggie1928 - here you go (you can use the preview option to experiment with what to do):

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  16. Texas Taps

    Texas Taps 5,000+ Posts


     
  17. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    [​IMG] You have got to be kidding.... [​IMG]
     
  18. kujotx

    kujotx 500+ Posts

    Do you not see! With beards, Aggy is waging glorious maroon jihad! Thousands of martyrs fill the holiest site in Aggyland to sacrifice themselves by blowing themselves up emotionally while watching team in struggle against infidel competition!
     
  19. RobbyHorn

    RobbyHorn 500+ Posts

    After reading this hilarious thread, it just occurred to me that aggy at work isn't talking aggy smack. Not right now anyway.

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  20. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    If they ever grew a pair, they would be squeeze damaged beyond repair with seven days. Thus, the beard suggestion.
     
  21. centexorange

    centexorange 1,000+ Posts

    does this go for the women folk as well??
     
  22. UTEE

    UTEE 1,000+ Posts

  23. RC Didnt Offer

    RC Didnt Offer 250+ Posts

    (insert picture of ZZ Top riding in an convertible flying car)
     
  24. Longhorn Mike

    Longhorn Mike 100+ Posts

  25. TexLaw04

    TexLaw04 500+ Posts

  26. Orangesweat

    Orangesweat 2,500+ Posts


     
  27. arieshorn

    arieshorn 1,000+ Posts

    Kasey Studdard had a knarly beard. Just sayin! [​IMG]
     
  28. Texas___Fight

    Texas___Fight 2,500+ Posts

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