Airing of Grievances

What time does Festivus crank up ‘round here? I got some things to say.

 

Airing of grievances? I thought that’s what we’ve been doing here since 1999?

 

May I air things that gruntle or don't sit well with me on this thread?

 

Wait…. after the bowl game, can we just change the name of this thread to “The gripe about everything off-season thread”? I’ll be a major contributor

 

What could we possibly have to grieve?

 

Festivus is 24 x 7 x 365 on this and every other message board.

 

I feel it best the grievances are shared while holding the Festivus Pole.

 

Christmas for some, Festivus for the rest of us!

 

“I got a lot of problems with you people!
And now you’re going to hear about it.”

(Names excluded to insure my ongoing participation on HF.)

 

I'll be on this thread tomorrow airing a grievance if a hot supermodel is not under my tree Christmas morning!!!

 

Here's a hot, sweaty supersized model for you.

 

Isn’t Festivus the day after Christmas (edit, just read it was Dec 23 this year)

 

She looks like she could bench press me at least 5 times!!

 

Festivus - Wikipedia

 

Nooo bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel

 

Arrrrggh!

No supermodel under my tree this morning!!!

 

Ok, nothing personal against anyone here but I am sick and tired of always, ALWAYS having to, having to…………………….Lost my train of thought.

 

LC,

I was hoping you got an apology from UIL for Christmas

 

Trust me LC, it gets worse.

 

Look at the bright side. You probably preserved 99% of your nest egg, and also insured that your “plumbing” won’t be unnecessarily stressed during the holidays.

 

Those arrogant punks? Not likely.

 

I will finish your thought process:

... apologize for frequent bathroom use due to that nagging bladder problem!

 

My OCD grievances
1. When a punter hits a punt and an announcer says to his co announcer “Partner, that looks little like your pitching wedge yesterday”
This statement happens all the time- like a Hsllmark Christmas movie that the heartthrob is the guy with the scruffy look.
. I scream out loud.

2. When an announcer encourages kids to learn from a specific play on the field. ” ALL you young long snappers need to watch Jones hand placement on the ball here.”
Bud- 2 million viewers and maybe one HS aged long snapper is watching- and I doubt one tv replay is going to trump the individual coaching he gets.

3. I LOVE LHN, however The university commercials talking about the gagillion dollar media center that plays literally every commercial break. I cried at one point last year. ‘THE people will listen’

 

Another Festivus Miricle!!!!!!

 

Festivus is not over until you pin down @horninchicago.

 

I went sparring last night. I'm ready...

But, he's a Marine...

 

Y’all know me, I’m not one to brag, but I’m an expert super master in Deja-Fu. I’ll make one feel the effects of past blows along with the ones I’m presently laying on you. Try me, if you dare.

 

I gave up on all the Fus/Foos when Joe Bob Briggs quit reporting on BimboFoo (complete with breast count) and KidFoo in Joe Bob Goes to the Drive Inn in the old Times Herald. Best thing to come out of Dallas media since Blackie Sherrod.

 

I love you man.