Annual OU sucks Haiku thread

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Texanne, Oct 2, 2021.

  1. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Allow me to be the first:

    All OU players
    Should change their names to Hoover
    Because they all suck.
     
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  2. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Looking ahead to weather Haiku for Sat. vs. ou:

    Weather people say
    Sunny, clear 92 degrees
    Max ou suckage!

    :ousucksnana:
     
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    Last edited: Oct 4, 2021
  3. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    1 ouSUX 5
    12 ouSUX 67
    ouSUXou
     
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  4. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    5
    7
    5

    Oklahoma sucks
    Tornados humping cousins
    Thieves of real estate
     
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  5. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    OU sucks, OU
    Sucks, OU sucks, OU sucks,
    Oh, yes, OU sucks.
     
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  6. Mike the Texan

    Mike the Texan 250+ Posts

    Mobile home livin'
    Oh ****, tornado comin'
    House got blown away
     
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  7. rreading

    rreading 100+ Posts

    We have been here before
    The Oklahoma suckage
    Should now serve us well

    big game this week. Hookem!
     
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  8. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    A question for you:
    What sucks more than tornados?
    Why, OU, of course!
     
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  9. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    my ou neighbors
    kill babies, pups, and kittens
    and spill beer on me
     
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  10. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    f**k Lincoln Riley.
    And all in crimson and cream:
    And f**k Bob Stoops’ son.
     
  11. LAGA4

    LAGA4 500+ Posts

    Looks like "Game Day" is gonna be there.
     
  12. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Y'all may go to hell
    Or Oklahoma, same thing
    I'll go to Texas
     
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  13. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Big balls on my truck
    Girl's tattoo says saw 'em off
    ...I'm from ouSux
     
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  14. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    On the stilts of high
    Sits the throne of all sooners
    Trailer trash they are

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  15. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    One tooth, two teeth, three
    A dentist they will not see
    Boomer Thooner wee



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  16. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Toothbrush invented:
    Oklahoma. Elsewhere, it
    Would be a “teethbrush.”
     
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  17. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    It is 2021. Please be more sensitive to the Methicans.
     
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  18. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    OU sucks a lot
    They suck worse than ev'rything
    I'm almost impressed

    Prior to Big Bang
    Universe didn't exist
    OU still sucked though
     
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  19. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    Ten yard penalty
    Fornicating with cousin
    Loss of down on play
     
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  20. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    'Course Baker Mayfield
    Went to ouSux because
    Duh, of course he did
     
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  21. LousianaHorn

    LousianaHorn Kabong

    Its 0703 hrs and BlowU still SUCKS!!

    :ousucksnana::ousucks::bevo::coolnana:
     
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  22. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Can I do a double?

    Gooner Schoooner Crash!
    Horse-faced girl flies high in sky
    Horse wails, driver bails
    Boomer gets Bomar'd
    Huge face plant at the fifty!
    Barry Switzer cries
     
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  23. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Annual ou obligatory posts (3 so it is kinda Haiku):

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  24. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Forces of physics
    Strong, weak, EM, gravity
    OU sucks - that's five
     
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  25. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    OOOOklahoma, where
    welfare checks sweep down the plains.
    Also, crystal meth.
     
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  26. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    o u s u x
    o u s u x o u
    s u x o u
     
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  27. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    The tumbleweed blows
    Cross the wide open spaces
    Searching for...nothing.
     
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  28. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Okies are okies
    Cause they just don’t now better
    Don’t know how to live
     
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  29. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Oh what time is it?
    Land Thieves sent back home in Shame!
    O-U sucks AGAIN!
     
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  30. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Bijan gaining steam
    There he goes rumbling to green
    Horns stampede to win
     
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