Annual OU sucks Haiku thread

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Texanne, Oct 2, 2021.

  1. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Horns...Hot. ou not.
    State is shaped like a meth pot
    Hope they rot and die cry.

    ;)
     
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  2. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    It is one o'clock
    Oklahoma Sooners Suck
    You already Knew
     
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  3. EMJ426

    EMJ426 100+ Posts

    Horns are up for Now
    The air reverberated cheers
    OU sucks Again
     
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    Last edited: Oct 4, 2021
  4. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 250+ Posts

    Too many of y'all
    Don't know how to do haikus.
    Look it up, people.
     
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  5. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    Horn Fans haiku thread
    Someone whined that rules were bent
    Who cares- Sooners still suck
     
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  6. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Look at my Gucci
    sayin' it's about that time
    and ou still sux
     
  7. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    need to build a wall
    A great big beautiful wall.
    On the Red River.

    Vote for Shilala, 2024
     
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  8. Texas Lone Star

    Texas Lone Star < 25 Posts

    Fair carney shift change
    Okie-side Cotton Bowl fills
    Coincidence? No!

    Broken down Cutlass
    Jorts and jumper cable mess
    Sooners to Dallas

    Sooner toolpusher
    Confounded by coupon math
    Stalls my wax cup beer

    More to follow. See you on the Midway. Hook'em!
     
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  9. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    Try your luck
    Win a buck
    See ou suck
     
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  10. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    Geez Hornhusker Dad
    Haiku rules, what haiku rules
    Sooners suck, always.

    :coolnana::fiestanana:
     
  11. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico?
    Cuz ou sux!
     
  12. slowrider

    slowrider 250+ Posts

    Darrell Royal - Oklahoman
    Casey Thompson - Oklahoman
     
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  13. TEXnSEATTLE

    TEXnSEATTLE 1,000+ Posts

    Jayne Mansfield was a HUGE Texas fan and attended the Friday night party before o.u.[​IMG]
     
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  14. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    Lol you didn't even try
     
  15. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    They crossed Red River
    Sooners last heard to utter
    Ohhhh we suck AGAIN!
     
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  16. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Oklahoma, it’s
    Where the wagon wheel fell off.
    All you need to know.
     
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  17. Texas Lone Star

    Texas Lone Star < 25 Posts

    Oklahoma fats
    Spilling out of Cotton Bowl
    Horns up by twenty

    My porch caught on fire
    Ruined the deck furniture
    Killed 19 hound dogs

    Cut sleeves off T-shirt
    Duct tape wound-'round hole in boots
    Sooner formal wear
     
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    Last edited: Oct 5, 2021
  18. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    her nephew cousin
    on ou blows her kisses
    can't wait to make babes
     
  19. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    OU College Entrance Exam: For Football Players
    You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.
    1. What language is spoken in France?
    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d) Swedish (e) Agnostic
    5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)
    8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS
    9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG
    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
    EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.
    EXTRA EXTRA CREDIT: What is the minimum barometric pressure which OU can obtain? The correct answer is 0.0 mmHg. (No player will know, but anyone answering correctly will be awarded a full professorship in the BlowU College of Engineering.)
     
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  20. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    Victory margins
    Send some sooner kids crying
    We need a new meme
     
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  21. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Maybe

    After this week's game
    We drink from the crimson skulls
    of our enemies
     
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  22. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    You just said haikus
    But the plural of haiku
    Is haiku also
     
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  23. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 250+ Posts

    I just learned something
    I'll admit when I mess up
    Thanks for the info
     
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  24. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Mosquitos will stop
    Sucking if you slap them hard
    Oklahoma won't

    Boomer Sooner plays
    Do they know another song?
    Who composed this crap?
     
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  25. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    12 hours till the game
    Sooners will return home in shame
    TEXAS FIGHT!
     
  26. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    their state is garbage
    They know it. And we know it.
    Make their children weep
     
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  27. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    We had dreams of crashing the CFP
    Until we didn’t
    Ball crusher
     
  28. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    :ousucks::ousucksnana::ousucks::ousucksnana:

    Don't care about score
    We know what time it is and
    We know they still suck
     
  29. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    OU wins
    Aggy wins
    We suck (crying)
     
  30. OrangeShogun

    OrangeShogun 500+ Posts

    OU owns Texas.
    Cannot deny this as fact.
    Make my sammich, b*tch!
     
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