Antwaan Randle El v. a bear

Oh man, that's hilarious.

I would take the bear. It's hard enough to juke something on 4 legs with that much reach. Even so, the bear could probably catch up in less than 50 yards. Not that a bear would ever do that of course.

 

Vince Young would pump-fake and the bear would bite like Donovan Woods.

 

Vince Young would eat the bear.

 

Vince Young is the bear.

 

I couldn't take more than 10 seconds of the talkng head dude, but from what I know . . . NO WAY. I think it depends on the kind of bear but if you encounter a grizzly or polar bear you're dead. Period. You can't out run them, out climb them, out swim them.

 

First thing you do is hand off the glazed ham to the bear and haul *** into the end zone with the football. Randle El 6, bear 1.

 

I had no idea bears can run that fast.

 

I can drink a beer pretty quickly..but not at 35 mph.

 

What about a bear in a wolf shirt?

 

As an old cowboy once said: Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you (or the glazed ham).

 

QUESTION. What kind of bear is best?

 

This documentary proves that man would beat the bear. I rest my case.

 

There are thread titles that let you know it's the offseason, and then there's 'Antwaan Randle El v. a bear'

Greatness.

 

I'm not completely convinced that the "documentary" was really a documentary, longhornsturgeon. Funny.
I have read that brown bears don't normally attack people except when you accidentally blunder between one and its cub. However, a grizzly can attack people sometimes for food, and this is not a good situation.