aphorisms

[Chop]

Jesus Christ: "The meek shall inherit the Earth."

J. Paul Getty: "The meek shall inherit the Earth......but not the mineral rights."

 

[Statalyzer]

The early worm gets the bird, too.

 

[Dionysus]

The mouse gets caught in the trap because he doesn’t understand why the cheese is free.

 

[huisache]

In a drought the trees pay the dogs

 

[huisache]

I voted the other day and it was harder than giving a prostate exam to a bobcat

I could not bring myself to vote for anybody for president

 

[huisache]

When is A Door not a door?

when it is a poem by Wallace Stevens

 

[huisache]

If you invite enough clowns a circus will break out

 

[huisache]

Eternity lasts a long time, especially when you get near the end

 

[huisache]

Never interrupt an enemy who is making an error

 

[huisache]

Awareness of larger themes was not something we went in for where I am from

———Thomas McGuane

 

[Hideo Gump Jr.]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like bananas.

 

[mchammer]

I don’t think man will become extinct in my lifetime.

 

[Statalyzer]

Time flies like an arrow.
Time runners like a coach.

 

[huisache]

In man’s struggle with the world, bet on the world——-Kafka

 

[Driver 8]

Six-thirty is the best time on the clock hands down

 

[huisache]

you get the most flak when you are over a high value target

 

[huisache]

the upper crust is held together by crumbs and dough

 

[huisache]

just because one mirage eludes you does not mean you should not pursue the
rest.------Huisache

move most gently if move you must----Yeats

 

[huisache]

nothing is inevitable until it happens

 

[huisache]

The smartest of a large number of hamsters is still a hamster-----Fred Reed

 

[Driver 8]

The humble wish to be exalted for their humility