aphorisms

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by huisache, Jan 20, 2015.

  1. Chop

    Chop 2,500+ Posts

    Jesus Christ: "The meek shall inherit the Earth."

    J. Paul Getty: "The meek shall inherit the Earth......but not the mineral rights."
     
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  2. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    The early worm gets the bird, too.
     
  3. Dionysus

    Dionysus Cocky + Relaxed Admin

    The mouse gets caught in the trap because he doesn’t understand why the cheese is free.
     
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  4. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    In a drought the trees pay the dogs
     
  5. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    I voted the other day and it was harder than giving a prostate exam to a bobcat

    I could not bring myself to vote for anybody for president
     
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