Bad joke of the day

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Statalyzer, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Q: What is the most important Sunday of the month for a Catholic?



































    A: Critical mass.
     
  2. BHood27

    BHood27 25+ Posts

  3. UTinBigD

    UTinBigD 250+ Posts

    Surely there is a better lead in for that punchline. And yes, I called you Shirley.
     
  4. S197HQQKEM

    S197HQQKEM 500+ Posts

    three guys floating in a tub in the ocean.

























    first one says to the third one, "pass me the soap".
























    third one says back to the first one,














    "what do you think I am,


































    a typewriter?"







    BBBBBBBBBBWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, SNORT, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

  6. bevorules

    bevorules 100+ Posts

  7. txboy_in_az

    txboy_in_az 100+ Posts

    I'll go ahead and say it; I don't get it.
     
  8. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    I don't get it either. This thread is "bad joke" not "bizarrely illogical joke that makes no sense"


     
  9. Beau Vine

    Beau Vine 1,000+ Posts


     
  10. TrashMaster G

    TrashMaster G 250+ Posts

    Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?












    A: Fish!

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Horn69

    Horn69 2,500+ Posts

    Q: Why cream corn?





    A: **** or go bowling.



    Hook'em!!! [​IMG]
     
  12. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay 500+ Posts

    A termite walks into a bar and sits down..........



























    Waitress comes over and says "can I help you?"




























    Termite says "yeah, is the bartender here?"
     
  13. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Please delete the last joke-it makes sense.
     
  14. TEXAS1026

    TEXAS1026 100+ Posts

    Did you hear about the wedding for the two TV antennas?











    The ceremony was so-so, but the reception was great!
     
  15. S197HQQKEM

    S197HQQKEM 500+ Posts

    Two aggy are standing the the bed of a pickup truck with a deer rifle...



















    out in the field are a cow with a bull showing her the way to the optometrist...












    Clem says to Poot....















    "was she game?"...














    Poot said back to Clem......























    "tuesday" and then the train hit them.
     
  16. wolfman

    wolfman 1,000+ Posts

    Aggy drops his gum in toilet
















    Picks it up and chews the **** out of it.
     
  17. S197HQQKEM

    S197HQQKEM 500+ Posts

    A guy walks into a booking agent's office and tells the booking agent that he and his family have this great act and could the booking agent get them some gigs? The booking agent asks the guy to describe the act and the guys says,


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    WOW! says the agent, what do you call yourselves?


    the guy says,



























































    "THE ARISTOCRATS!"
     
  18. Longhorn_Fan68

    Longhorn_Fan68 1,000+ Posts

    Q: What is brown and sticky?































    A: A stick
     

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