BBQ Bandito (caught on tape)

Discussion in 'Classics' started by MissingInAction, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts

    I despise you you ******* ******* thief.
    We have cameras in the break room, and I will find out who you are, and I will make your life at my company a living hell.

    Had it been some microwave ****, I may not have cared.
    This was 4th of July BBQ; ribs, chicken, brisket.

    Your computer will crash through out the day, You will be discovered surfing porn on the company net. We will find gigs of beast porn on your work station hard drive.

    Dont f**k with the IT dudes food.
  2. random horn

    random horn 250+ Posts

    was that yours? it was delicious, but then again i don't need to tell you that, do i?
  3. wild_turkey

    wild_turkey 250+ Posts

    I always get mad when people jack my Dr. Peppers, but stealing BBQ is just criminal. You should cook some more and put drugs in it, then wait for someone to eat it.
  4. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    that is unbelievable
  5. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts

    I Sent an email out inviting the offender to confess. I cant check the cameras until the shift ends, I am giving them a chance to avoid my wrath.
    If I didnt have more at home I would probably cause serious physical harm to this person.
  6. jt09

    jt09 500+ Posts

    PLEASE keep us updated. Compete w/ screen captures of said thief.

    This is way better than creepy copy guy. Well, at least the results should be.
  7. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts

    Although being the creepy copier guy was a lot of fun, being the omnipotent IT ******* is a lot more satisfying.
    Looks like I wont find out until tomorrow. I am looking forward to screen capture of the douche enjoying my delicious BBQ.
    I have also been walking hte aisles saying,
    "Dead man eating, deadman eating."
    Plus everyone else who has been ripped off is totally stoked.
    This guy may need a police escort out of the building.
  8. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts

    You need an office linebacker
  9. jt09

    jt09 500+ Posts

    Please take your dog to work tomorrow.
  10. colini

    colini First Time Poster

    The Gates of Paradise

    A soldier named Nobushige came to Hakuin, and asked, "Is there really a paradise and a hell?"

    "Who are you?" inquired Hakuin.

    "I am a samurai," the warrior replied.

    "You, a soldier!" exclaimed Hakuin. "What kind of ruler would have you as his guard? Your face looks like that of a beggar."

    Nobushige became so angry that he began to draw his sword, but Hakuin continued: "So you have a sword! Your weapon is probably much too dull to cut off my head."

    As Nobishige drew his sword Hakuin remarked: "Here open the gates of hell!"

    At these words the samurai, perceiving the master's discipline, sheathed his sword and bowed.

    "Here open the gates of paradise," said Hakuin.

    — A Zen story, as told by Paul Reps in Zen Flesh, Zen Bones
  11. plumborange

    plumborange < 25 Posts

    Thread killer.
  12. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

  13. DCA_HORN

    DCA_HORN 500+ Posts

    If played correctly this could exceed crazy toaster lady. Here's to hoping. [​IMG]
  14. ptownhorn

    ptownhorn 1,000+ Posts

    Holy **** I can't wait to hear the rest of this. What if it was your supervisor. Funny
  15. Sii

    Sii 1,000+ Posts

    the **** some people will pull in office always amazes me

    from stealing food to even stealing **** off your desk.

    some people just need a beating
  16. tx 3 putt

    tx 3 putt 100+ Posts

    You don't piss off the IT guys. I take ours out to lunch 2 to 3 times a year, just to stay on their good side. Needless to say, my problems always get pushed to the top of the list.
  17. LongIslandIceSIP

    LongIslandIceSIP 500+ Posts

  18. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

  19. Hank_Kingsley

    Hank_Kingsley 100+ Posts

    Bye, Esther's.
  20. Traffic

    Traffic 500+ Posts

    That was a board killer.
  21. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

  22. HornsN04

    HornsN04 500+ Posts

    why in the f**k would someone post that? we were lucky enough to get Esther's back, and now this. May you burn in hell. MIA, please keep us updated, somehow.
  23. MizzouSnives

    MizzouSnives 500+ Posts

    wow, a dude who needs his *** kicked posts on a thread about people who need their asses kicked. i bet he eats stolen barbeque too.

  24. Larry T. Spider

    Larry T. Spider 1,000+ Posts

    I hope this board doesnt get shut down because of a first time poster. Torbush.
  25. VoodooChi|d

    VoodooChi|d 500+ Posts

    Someone needs an IP ban.

    I don't know if that's possible on this site, but on VBulletin boards you can IP ban someone. I would say that deserves it...
  26. Larry T. Spider

    Larry T. Spider 1,000+ Posts

    Also, is there anyway that you can only post on this board if you have more than 500 posts or something to keep a noob from killing the entire board. At least if somebody has that many posts they wont want to be banned. This is crap.
  27. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky 25+ Posts

  28. HornsN04

    HornsN04 500+ Posts

  29. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    this is no laughing matter
  30. LongIslandIceSIP

    LongIslandIceSIP 500+ Posts

    MIA, try to delete the thread so that maybe we can avoid the death of this board. I hope a 1st time (probably aggy) poster doesnt kill our board.

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