Discussion in 'Classics' started by MissingInAction, Jul 5, 2007.
I think you should print up a sign. Have it be a cartoonish brisket character who is holding up a sign that says "Please don't eat me BBQ Bandito!"
Here is my MS paint representation of the BBQ Bandito.
(I had to cut/paste to see that pic.)
That doesn't look like chicken to me! Lying bastard!
I dont know why the image wont show. I suck at this ****
I'd just like everyone to know that I had an extra 50 bucks in my paycheck yesterday. BOOYAH!!!!
Fatass hasnt said a word about his check being 500 clams lighter either.
Its been a lot of fun making BBQ thief quips through out the days.
BBQ Bandit now knows that fridge is off limits because of the camera. He might have to go ninja to steal more food.
Wait, so you got $50 and he lost $500? Company fine? It's not like they lost tasty barbeque goodness. But still, damn.
damn, that should say 50 not 500. I'll leave it in for context.
ANd we could see a ninja bandito MS paint masterpiece soon. I am at work and bored out of my mind.
Maybe you can grab something to eat out of the fridge.
The bandito is at it again, this time he took the fan out of my office and maintains that it is his. I am going to beat him with the power cord.
do you have footage of him stealing the fan?
No cameras in my office (that I know of), or I would have been fired already for my gross abuse of network policies.
I found out from one of his cowrkers that he is aware of the youtube video. Hasn't said anything to me about it of course because he is a spineless fat douche.
can you recreate "fat bastard stealing fan" in MS Paint?
maybe with some bbq sauce dripping from his mouth
Did he take this out of your office yet?
I have deduced that this fucktard has absolutely zero concience. I took my fan back and he says straight to my face," Man I thought it was mine." I simply replied "********, and I am sick of your ****. Take anything else of mine I'll report it , and have you fired."
So HE says, "Man why do you have it out for me?"
WTF!!?? "You steal my delicious BBQ and now my fan! How do I have it out for you?"
I swear if jail were not an issue...
I believe he should get his *** kicked sayin' something like that, man.
I put a sign on the fridge today
DO NOT STEAL FOOD!
There are 4 cameras in this room in plain sight.
You are stupid to do it.
Bandito won't look me in the face, which is good cause he is a grotesque f**k. Looks like that hump back dude from 300.