Nobody knows what’s going on with the colossal nearby star Betelgeuse Whatever the cause of this, the results actually happened over 400 years ago so I’ve got an alibi. Not sure about Trump, though.
I'm guessing its an L.E.D. The manufacturer's claims about "lifetime guarantees" are B.S. I bet ol Betelgeuse starts blinking in a couple days.
Trump is colluding with Betelgeuse to influence the election by abusing his powers and turning down the stars that shine the brightest in the night's sky. Which in turn allows only radicals to run for the Democratic party. Thus, causing Trump to obstruct Congress from allowing themselves to offer a more moderate candidate to run for office. In a weird twist, global warming has also been link to this unusual phenomenon which was caused by the administration and thus calls for more rounds of investigations and soon more impeachment hearings. Story at 11...
