I needed this about 3 weeks ago. Bunch of friends and I rented a pontoon. We had jet skis and a speed boat as well. We spent a day at the lake. The guy that drove the pontoon down the channel of rivers/lakes took off on the speed boat. Ironically, nobody that was left knew how to drive the pontoon. So, I took over. I didn't break anything but it was a little intimidating seeing as how I'd never been taught.
It would be cake if they coded me into the game- you could bounce off the dock with impunity. Behold, I am Adam, the Expendable Human Fender!
