Bob Stoops Hates Puppies

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 6, 2014.

  1. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Catholic like Sarkisian

    Bob Stoops throws his hands in the air, and waves them like he cares.

    Bob Stoops claims to know what the fox says.

    Bob Stoops gets his kicks on Route 27.
     
  2. EDT

    EDT 500+ Posts

    LC,

    You make me laugh. [​IMG]
     
  3. Hoop

    Hoop 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops doesn't follow his city's watering schedule.
     
  4. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Bob Stoops believes the Smart Car is a terrific vehicle.

    Bob Stoops believes Vladimir Putin is just misunderstood.

    Bob Stoops thinks Ping-Pong is a venereal disease.
     
  5. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    Likes global warming because it reduces artic ice. Now, more baby seals are being born on shore. He says that they're much easier to club that way.
     
  6. Robbio

    Robbio 25+ Posts

    Bob Stoops likes his puppies with a side order of bacon.
     
  7. Badass

    Badass 2,500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops hands out apples instead of candy on Halloween
     
  8. Jim Bob

    Jim Bob 1,000+ Posts

    When Bob Stoops goes to the dentist, he brings a pen so that he can circle all the hidden objects in Highlights magazine. Then he reads Goofus and Gallant.......for the suspense.

    Bob Stoops uses his leaf blower at 7 am. Thanks to my neighbor for inspiring that one.

    Bob Stoops knows he doesn't ever have to pull over to the right lane on the highway. After all, he is going almost the speed limit.

    When Bob Stoops goes out for Mexican food, he speaks English with a Spanish accent so the waiter can understand him better. And yet, they're still spitting in his food.
     
  9. 84 Horn

    84 Horn 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops cannot make fun of Mack Brown's clapping because when Bob claps one of his pinkies looks dislocated.
     
  10. 84 Horn

    84 Horn 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops rolls his large clunky recycle bin all the way down the driveway right next to his neighbors master bedroom at 3:45 AM and then makes a rainbow in the guy's flower bed.
     
  11. 84 Horn

    84 Horn 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops cheats at his church's bingo bazaar.
     
  12. SunBurntOrange

    SunBurntOrange 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops sharts then sits on your barstool.
     
  13. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Every time Bob Stoops takes a rorschach test his answer is "Mack Brown's eviscerated still beating heart".
     
  14. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Case McCoy has eternal scoreboard on Bob Stoops. [​IMG]
     
  15. Jim Bob

    Jim Bob 1,000+ Posts

    Stat, that's just mean. [​IMG]
     
  16. UTEng

    UTEng 100+ Posts

    Your neighbor, big game Bob, parks his rusted out jalopy in front of your house because the street is a public thoroughfare.
     
  17. Horn2Run

    Horn2Run 1,000+ Posts

    Bob Stoops throws his suburban complimentary newspaper in your yard when you're not looking b/c he's too lazy to dispose of it properly.
     
  18. Horn2Run

    Horn2Run 1,000+ Posts

    Bob Stoops drives in the HOV lane without a passenger in his car.
     
  19. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops wears socks with sandals.
     
  20. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    That's not true at all.

    Bob Stoops drives in the HOV lane with a blow-up doll named "The Boz" to cover all his bases and anything else that happens to pop up. That is if things can still pop up.
     
  21. Hoop

    Hoop 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops sends all of his family's calls to voicemail.
     
  22. 84 Horn

    84 Horn 500+ Posts

    "Bob Stoops wears socks with sandals."

    Disagree

    That is actually comfortable. Bob Stoops wears sneakers with no socks and a slice of olive loaf under each foot.
     
  23. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    Bob Stoops thought Shirley Temple was a lame.
     
  24. Hoop

    Hoop 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops puts beans in his chili.
     
  25. majorwhiteapples

    majorwhiteapples 5,000+ Posts

    Bob Stoops sunk the Minnow!!!
     
  26. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops puts mayo in the guacamole.
     
  27. Jim Bob

    Jim Bob 1,000+ Posts

    Puppies hate Bob Stoops, and kittens try to cover him up.
     
  28. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    While he kicks his puppy out of the way, Bob Stoops sneaks to the kitchen late at night to eat Blue Bell Ice Cream right out of the conatiner with a dirty fork and then puts the container t back in the freezer for other members of his family.

    He also once picked up a homeless man and offered to help him - he then drove the man to the worst area of Oklahoma City and while laughing, shoved him out of the car while it was still moving.
     
  29. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Catholic like Sarkisian

    Bob Stoops bought front row seats to see these guys:

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  30. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Bob once donated books and X-Box video games to a shelter for blind people and he laughed for days about it.
     

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