Bob Stoops Hates Puppies

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 6, 2014.

  1. Horn2Run

    Horn2Run 1,000+ Posts

    Bob Stoops licks the tops of salt shakers at every restaurant he has eaten in
  2. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops had the opportunity to build any kind of house he wanted.
    He built this:

    Needs a moat
  3. Hoop

    Hoop 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops doesn't curb his dog.
  4. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    Bob Stoop's dog doesn't curb him either.
  5. STLHornFan

    STLHornFan 25+ Posts

    Bob Stoops talks on the phone while checking out at the store... with speakerphone too.
  6. 84 Horn

    84 Horn 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops' favorite lunch is a can of vienna sausages and a warm spear-n-sip.
  7. UTEng

    UTEng 100+ Posts

    Bob Stoops leaves fork tracks in the tub of butter.
  8. Robbio

    Robbio 25+ Posts

    Bob Stoopsies mom recognized early his fear/hate of puppies so attempted to use puppies to correct his bed wetting. Everytime he wet the bed she held him down and let a puppy lick him in the face. it never worked. He still sleeps on plastic sheets.
  9. 84 Horn

    84 Horn 500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops changes his drawers in the plane lavatory and leaves the used ones on the floor.
  10. Robbio

    Robbio 25+ Posts

    When the movie "8 Seconds" came out Bob Stoops thought it was about his Honeymoon.

Share This Page