Bob Stoops Hates Puppies

Bob Stoops licks the tops of salt shakers at every restaurant he has eaten in

 

Bob Stoops had the opportunity to build any kind of house he wanted.
He built this:

Needs a moat

 

Bob Stoops doesn't curb his dog.

 

Bob Stoop's dog doesn't curb him either.

 

Bob Stoops talks on the phone while checking out at the store... with speakerphone too.

 

Bob Stoops' favorite lunch is a can of vienna sausages and a warm spear-n-sip.

 

Bob Stoops leaves fork tracks in the tub of butter.

 

Bob Stoopsies mom recognized early his fear/hate of puppies so attempted to use puppies to correct his bed wetting. Everytime he wet the bed she held him down and let a puppy lick him in the face. it never worked. He still sleeps on plastic sheets.

 

Bob Stoops changes his drawers in the plane lavatory and leaves the used ones on the floor.

 

When the movie "8 Seconds" came out Bob Stoops thought it was about his Honeymoon.