Brent Venables Hates Puppies 🐶

[LonghornCatholic]

BV is still looking for someone to teach him how to Dougie.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV is still curious who shot JR.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV’s all-time favorite rock n roll song is Alice Cooper’s Only Women Bleed

 

[rick mueller]

It's 8:02 PM and BV's team still sucks!

 

[txhorn_et]

BV eats pieces of dried nasal mucous. And likes it!

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

BV has never heard of a quarterback.

 

[WorsterMan]

BV believes Jeffrey Damher was a good guy - just misunderstood!

 

[theiioftx]

 

[2003TexasGrad]

Venables hates white 5 star QBs.

 

[rick mueller]

BV loves to drink pond scum.

 

[2003TexasGrad]

BV loves to drink pond scum.

Gross.

 

[earl77]

Will Rogers never met Barry Switzer

 

[HTownBevo]

In the land of suckage they ALL dip French fries in MAY o Naise

 

[SabreHorn]

In the land of suckage they ALL dip French fries in MAY o Naise

Come on, HTB, that is NOT true. I have relatives up there that can't afford potatoes, and if they do get one, they won't have any mayonnaise to dip it in. Workers Comp ain't what it once was in the Dust Bowl.

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[Horn6721]

Worst
Good one. The inverted state outline is .

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Worst
Good one. The inverted state outline is .

@Horn6721 That's a real product, not a Photoshop job.

 

[mb227]

@Horn6721 That's a real product, not a Photoshop job.

I bought some at Spec's a few years back. Not finest of stuff, but, unlike OU, it didn't suck...

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Independence Brewing repackages their Amber Ale every October to memorialize OUs proper place in the world.

 

[cnb]

 

[rick mueller]

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV has to be told every Sunday by the ushers “No, you can’t take from the collection plate for NIL!”

 

[1sahorn]

Brent Venebles is a succubus who steals the souls of young men in their dorm rooms thru their somulent nocturnal emissions.

 

[WorsterMan]

Worst
Good one. The inverted state outline is .

My UT grad brother bought me a 6pack of ou suks beer years ago. I drank 1/2 of 1 beer and threw the rest away. Kept an empty can in my man cave for memories...

Sorry to disagree with the highly pedigreed and esteemed beer drinkers here, and I tried not to think it sucked as a product when I sipped it, but it did. Almost as bad as Old Milwaukee Lite that I tried post college .....

 

[SabreHorn]

Worse than Bismarck?

$2.84 a case at Sage on Airport Blvd

 

[WorsterMan]

When Venables rides a horse, he chooses to ride side-saddle!!

 

[WorsterMan]

Worse than Bismarck?

$2.84 a case at Sage on Airport Blvd

Sabre, how does a man of your prestige know about a poor man's beer like Bismarck !

 

[WorsterMan]

Let's get back to the thread topic.

Venables prefers to speed through school zones while talking on his cell phone..... when questioned why, "I don't have time for the little people in society in my way!"

 

[SabreHorn]

Worster,

Bismark was so bad, I don't think they could afford horses; I'm thinking more like stray dogs.

If you really wanted to impress a date, Sage had Kentucky Beau Bourbon for $2.19 a fifth. Of course, you poured it into a Wellers or Makers Mark bottle. No date would complain because they didn't want you to think they had never had "top shelf" liquor.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Brent Venebles likes to make conversation when using the urinal, with lots of eye contact.

BV also likes to face the back of a crowded elevator as he waits for his floor.

When faced with the choice of In-n-Out or What-a-burger, BV chooses In-n-Out.