Brent Venables Hates Puppies

BV thinks the doublewide is the best thing since sliced bread.

 

BV wonders why he thought being coach at ou was a good idea

 

Brent Venables = = ‘nuff said!

 

Brent Venables shops at Hot Topic.

 

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I laughed After I looked up Hot Topic.

 

I thought it was pretty cool when I was 15.
I do still have a Beatles T-shirt from there.

 

Brent reads his post game comments while staring from under the brim of his hat.

 

BV likes to hunt and kill animals on the endangered species list.

 

BV thinks Jeffrey Dahmer was a good person and just misunderstood.

 

Brent puts mayo on his hot dogs.

 

BV has an autographed photo of John Blake on his desk.

 

When Brent saw a Stoops on the roster he thought it was Bob.

 

Brent sucks at defense....and offense.

 

Brent Venables reads and writes text messages while he’s driving.

 

"Wait, you mean I'm expected to beat K-State and TCU?"

 

"I'm about to kill that #$%@ puppy!!!"

 

He looks like Freddie Krueger before the fire.

 

"We need to lower our expectations around here folks."

 

“I can fit all my stuff in a wagon this big.”

 

BV started a mosh pit at an Air Supply concert.

 

And beans in his chili.

 

I heard he eats his chili on spaghetti.

 

He puts sauce on his steak.

 

He’s allergic to purple.

 

BV hates Frito - Pie !!

 

No Frito-Pie? Nah, that just ain’t right.

 

BV put his wanger on the glass at the Kiwanis Club.

 

Brent Venables is jealous of Deshaun Watson's massage exploits.

 

BV received an emergency alert that there was a kidnapping at the elementary school. He asked..."why don't they wake him up?"

 

BV doesn't repair his divots on greens. Or fairways