Brent Venables Hates Puppies

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 2, 2022.

  1. Horn2RunAgain

    Horn2RunAgain 2,500+ Posts

    BV goes to state fairs at 8am with the intention of winning all the stuffed animals before kids arrive
     
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  2. Pickle_Nuts

    Pickle_Nuts Will travel with tickets.

    He misses the crust.
     
  3. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    BV hates morning sex and breakfast!
     
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  4. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    Brent Venables prefers Ben and Jerry's over Blue Bell.
     
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  5. guy4321

    guy4321 500+ Posts

    With 41-34 and 55-24, I'm quite enjoying Venables football.
     
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  6. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Catholic like Sarkisian

    BV gave his wife an ironing board for their anniversary.
     
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  7. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    ...ketchup
     
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  8. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    His well-done steak.
     
  9. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    Brent Venables pays for high-end bottled water and swears it's worth every penny.
     
  10. Run Pincher

    Run Pincher 2,500+ Posts

    Brent Venables buys Omega XL and uses a Flowbee to cut his hair.
     
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  11. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 500+ Posts

    BV is happy to allow Johnny Football to pleasure his wife & drink his beer.
     
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    Last edited: Oct 4, 2022
  12. NM fan

    NM fan 25+ Posts

    The thing that keeps up at night, is wondering how well he can smoke a Brisket.
     
  13. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    But can he play Wonderwall on an acoustic?
     
  14. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Venables thinks Ukraine rightly belongs to Putin.
     
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  15. HalRex

    HalRex 500+ Posts

    I have it on good information that BV puts his pants on two legs at a time.
     
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  16. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    Brent Venables thinks mosquitos are just misunderstood.
     
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  17. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    Brent Venables doesn’t sponsor.
     
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  18. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 500+ Posts

    Nor can he keep a dry date.
     
  19. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Brent Venables breeds fire ants, selecting for the extra-angry gene.
     
  20. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    BV hates fresh hot homemade bread with butter!
     
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  21. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    Brent Venables whistles in public.
     
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  22. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    BV still uses a flip phone and a Kodak Camera.
     
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  23. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 500+ Posts

    BV eats pizza with a fork & knife.
     
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    Last edited: Oct 5, 2022
  24. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    That would make me like him.
     
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  25. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Uhh, I was like that until friends shamed me about 7 years ago to upgrade....
     
  26. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    BV thinks the Texas border is fully secured - no problems!
     
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  27. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Samsung has a new flip phone that is pretty cool
    BUT Worst that does Not take away from your point.BV's flip no doubt is 80s

    AND you just redeemed yourself :ousucksnana:
     
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  28. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    ….a Kodak brownie at that!!
     
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  29. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    Brent Venables thinks Rusty Staub is a veneral disease.
     
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  30. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    BV gave VD to Rusty Staub?
     
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