Brent Venables Hates Puppies

Brent Venables plays pickle ball with…….
a pickle.

 

Brent Venables doesn't return his grocery cart.

 

BV also believes Ping-Pong is a venereal disease!

 

Like Longhorn Catholic, BV's favorite music comes from Air Supply. He thinks the Beatles were just a garage band.

 

BV thinks The Dollar Store is overpriced!

 

Brent Venables rides his Shetland pony side-saddle and likes it!

 

Glenn Danzig does not approve.

 

BV has the latest Netflix Jeffrey Dahmer miniseries on loop in his office

 

When BV goes swimming, he always makes a point of peeing in the pool, telling everyone around him about it and then laughing hysterically!

 

Brent Venables lies about his height.

 

BV believes the Bally Sports Networks and the Disney negotiations over LHN with streaming services are good and fair practices

 

Brent Venables sings and dances along with the pepto bismol commercial until he has to excuse himself.

 

Brent Venables drives 10 miles UNDER the speed limit...on a two-lane road with no passing zones.

 

Brent Venables hates Franklin Bar-b-que brisket & pulled pork!

 

BV is the one who set fire to the old Big Tex at the Fair.



This has BV written all over it.

 

"To all my cousins and nieces I've loved before... Who travelled in and out my door... I'm glad they came along... I dedicate this song..."



Sooner fans

 

BV thinks Kim Jong-Un has a TERRIFIC haircut and deep down is a nice guy that the world misunderstands!

 

BV flies in Kim’s personal barber for haircuts.

 

BV sits down to pee.

 

BV asked his AD if they could schedule the University of Phoenix. .

 

BV wears his concealed hand gun in a “cool” fanny pack.

 

BV refuses to carry poop bags when walking his dog in the neighborhood.

 

BV uses the women's RR at Bucees and leaves the lid up.

 

BV thinks it’s okay to use handicapped parking spots if he’s only running into the store for something quick.

It’s even better if he parks half in the spot and half in the wheel chair loading zone next to the handicapped parking spot. Thus he’s not really “using” the parking spot.

 

BV admits he loves the Dr. Pepper Fansville commercials.

 

BV wishes he was a character in the Fansville commercials.

 

Hey Hey
I like the Fansville Dr Pepper commercials.

 

BV went to Dillards and asked the lady at the counter for a bottle of Elon Musk.

 

Why does Oklahoma keeping hiring coaches who hate puppies?

 

Reference? I listened to Danzig back in my youth.