brian kelly to lsu?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by weller1, Nov 29, 2021.

  1. weller1

    weller1 25+ Posts

    lot of chat coming out of b.r. tonight about brian kelly.
     
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  2. stanhin

    stanhin 5,000+ Posts

  3. Creek

    Creek 1,000+ Posts

    How did we not hire this guy last year?? Asking for a fanbase.
     
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  4. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    Not a Brian Kelly fan. Dude might be a good coach but he’s the epitome of smug to me.
     
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  5. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    [Mack] And, that's Fairbanks. [/Brown]

    Man, now that I know you live in Alaska, the Alaska puns, all 3 of them, will be useful now.
     
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  6. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    CDC is trying to expand ticket sales not go from 60,000 to less than 10,000 season ticket holders.

    Kelly has ZERO in common with all those coonasses, except the fat ones. Does anyone expect this to last past year two?
     
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  7. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Plus he killed an intern (look it up)
     
  8. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

    Just when I thought things could not get more strange….

    so many questions maybe I have not been paying attention?

    Notre Dame doesn’t sell itself?
    It hasn’t been a national brand in recruiting for decades?
    Kelly & LSU seem like about as good a fit as
    Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley
    Notre Dame is a stepping stone to LSU?
    What is it Notre Dame actually has standards and LSU will let you in with a GED?

    I don’t know help me out here
     
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  9. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    LSU won't require him to continually take sensitivity training classes
     
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  10. TEXAS1983

    TEXAS1983 25+ Posts

    My impression of Kelly was always that he was kinda douchy, but I didn't know about the intern on the scissor lift thing.

    I guess i'll have to re-appraise for the worse.

    Wow.
     
  11. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Maybe

    ND to LSU is just a long term ploy to get to the Utah State gig in 2024
    Kelly's playing 4D chess
     
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  12. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    He didn’t get charged for manslaughter because he was approximately 40-49% responsible instead of >50%.
     
  13. MajorRules00

    MajorRules00 500+ Posts

    Our upcoming move to the SEC probably inspired some of this. As of today, if we include UT and OU in the new West, here's a list of coaches:

    Texas--Steve Sarkisian
    Ole Miss--Lane Kiffin
    Texas A&M--Jimbo Fisher
    LSU--Brian Kelly
    Mississippi State--Mike Leach
    Arkansas--Sam Pitman
    Oklahoma--Bob Stoops (interim) Brent Venables? Dave Aranda? Tom Herman (ha)?
    Missouri--Meh

    That's a very solid division.
     
  14. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Mizzou is in the East
     
  15. MajorRules00

    MajorRules00 500+ Posts

    They are now. But I think they will be in the West by 2025.
     
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  16. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    I prefer the four pod system. Like I posted earlier, play the 3 others in your pod, plus two each from other three pods, plus 3 OOC games. Theoretically we could wind up with 7-8 home games.
     
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  17. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    and to move Misery to the West, Alabama or Auburn would have to move to the East. No way does the SEC put Alabama and Georgia in the same division. Neither wants a hard conference game.
     
  18. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    Gotta be the pods. It’s so obvious that there’s probably no way it will happen.
     
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  19. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    Can an Irishman learn how to speak coona$$? :fire:
     
  20. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Real question will be can he swim faster than a gator.
     
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  21. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Wait a minute...

    Irishmen
    Louisiana
    Swim
    Gator

    Put it all together, and you get...

    The Irish Channel!!!

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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    They could do better than Kelly at LSU.
     
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  23. I_Dont_Exist

    I_Dont_Exist 1,000+ Posts

    Exactly who among realistic candidates? Obviously not Riley.
     
  24. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    I'd jump on Fickell.
     
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  25. Run Pincher

    Run Pincher 1,000+ Posts

    Maybe he turned them down. Maybe he's waiting for Satan to retire. Maybe he wants to be a gooner. Maybe he knew Kelly was going to BR. It's all speculation unless you have inside knowledge.
     
  26. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    I heard he wants to stay with Cincy, continue building their program in a P5 conference and have an better/easier path to the playoffs. Considering they are undefeated and I still hear rumors of them being passed up is silly.
     
  27. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 500+ Posts

    Brian Kelly thinks it’s spelled BooDan!
     
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  28. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    And Nackatush.
     
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  29. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    I heard something about Kelly meeting the LSU big wigs on Chopitoolus street, or something…
     
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  30. n64ra

    n64ra 1,000+ Posts

    Kelly was tired of a place with academic standards so he's going to a place with no academic standards.
     

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